Title: "Naked Archeologist"
Author:Tsuki no lomelinde
Series/Season: Jack's still a colonel and Janet's still alive
Pairing: JD SLASH!!
Warnings: none...well it's not beta'd...bad comma usage abounds!
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Author's Note: This little thing came to me as I was flipping through the channels today and came across a particular tv show on the history channel, "Naked Archeologist". My pervy little mind went straight to Naked Daniel...let me just say that there weren't any naked archeologists...I was disappointed...
All flames will be thrown into my campfire to make smores. Constructive criticism is accepted.
Please be aware that this is a SLASH story, which means two guys in a loving relationship that usually involves sex.
"Naked Archeologist"
by: lilmoonbunny
Daniel walked in the front door, expecting Jack to be there waiting for him as usual. Except this time he was met by silence. He looked around curiously, and strained his ears for any sound, expecting Jack to attempt a sneak attack or something, which he sometimes did. Just to keep in practice he claimed, but Daniel knew better. Daniel paused, as Jack appeared in the doorway to the den. His hair was sticking up on one side, and he looked as if he had just woken up. When Jack finally stood in front of him, Daniel planted a kiss on his lover's sleep warm lips. Jack perked right up and responded enthusiastically. The two wandered into the den where Jack had been sleeping. Some show was playing on the TV, and Daniel looked at it curiously, it definitely wasn't a sport of any kind...in fact...it rather looked like an archeology special on the history channel.
"Jack...what were you watching?"
Jack studiously stared at a point over Daniel's shoulder and mumbled something incoherent.
"What?" Daniel asked, because unfortunately, mumbling Jack wasn't one of the languages he knew fluently.
Jack finally looked at him and tried for a nonchalant shrug...and failed miserably. "I was flipping through the channels and I saw it was on...you should appreciate that I'm trying to learn more about archeology!"
Daniel sighed, and looked back at the TV just as an announcer was reintroducing the show after a commercial break.
"Welcome back to the Naked Archeologist! We left off where..."
Daniel raised his eyebrows and turned back to Jack. "You were watching a show called the 'Naked Archeologist'?"
"It wasn't what I thought would be...there definitely weren't any naked archeologists anywhere!" Jack said trying to defend himself.
Daniel let out a long belly laugh, that soon had Jack joining in.
After a few minutes, Daniel hiccupped, and calmed down enough to say, "I'd better be the only naked archeologist you want to look at!"
Jack smiled, and pulled Daniel close. "You are the only archeologist I'll ever need."
THE END