Corn Flakes
Disclaimer: no I did not sink the great ship, that was all Cameron's idea. And no I did not make a pulse turn the USA into a criminal's playground, another one of Cameron's bright ideas. Are we picking up a destructive pattern here? Hmmm. Well as always, don't own anybody but myself thank you.
Summery: The fluff is invading and killing the world. Max and Logan have a nice breakfast consisting of you guessed it Corn Flakes…Spoof of all those wonderful shippy stories.
Rating: G I don't know lately I'm into writing G rated fics.
AN: please, please flame me…it prevents further fics like this from making it on to paper and saves the world from having to read them.
"Max my love what are you doing here so early?" Logan asked looking longingly at the women he loved.
"Logan darling I just couldn't stay away. I got hungry."
"Here have some corn flakes."
"Why Logan Cale your talents as a chief continue to astound me." Max smiled suggestively slipping into a seat across from him as he poured her a bowl of breakfast cereal. "I love the way you pour cereal Logan. You're so strong."
"Comes from all those hours of physical therapy. You're my inspiration you know. I never would have made it out of that chair without you. You've kept me alive, you've kept me honest Scully and I…(wait sorry wrong TV kingdom) I love you. Have I mentioned that today?"
"No. I would kiss you but you'd die. So I'll stick with I love you more then life itself. I never would have been able to make it out of Manticore without you. Knowing you has made such a difference in my life."
"About that virus…Last night a doctor who just happened to be from Manticore, just happened to be in town, for a convention that just happened to be happening with another Manticore scientist, who just happened to be hosting it for another doctor, who has no relation to Manticore other then the fact that his brothers, aunts, nieces, grandmothers, dog's previous owner had a run in with a man, who is actually a taxidermist, that shot and stuffed a bird that flew over Manticore one day. I just happened to run into this doctor and he just happened to cure our virus. So about that kiss."
Smiling Max launched herself into the arms of the man she loved and kissed him with a life-altering kiss. Sending the couple into complete bliss. Pushing her away from him Logan stood up.
"But Logan you aren't wearing your exoskeleton. How can you be walking?" max asked confused.
"Love, did I forget to mention he also cured my paraplegia."
"Oh Logan. I love you." She said falling into his arms.
"Will you dance with me?" Logan asked.
"But there's no music." Smiling Logan walked over to his cd player and the sweet sounds of Celine Dion filled his apartment. The couple danced for a few songs, breathtakingly close. When suddenly Logan dropped to one knee.
"Max Guevara…I don't have much money to offer you anymore…I don't have a job, or a retirement plan. All I have is these two hands and my heart. Will you marry me? Will you spend your life with a man who can't provide for your future? Will you be the mother of my children?"
"Yes. Logan, you don't even have to ask. Oh and did I forget to mention, apparently my birth mother is loaded and just recently we met. Logan she really loves me and she has looked for me for years."
"Max I love you."
"Logan I love you too." The couple kissed and started dance to the songs of love sung as only Celine can sing them, once more.
The end…
Don't ask about Celine. I just felt that in order to make everyone choke to death on the sugar she needed to be involved.