Authors note: So this is my attempt at writing a more light hearted story, Well my failed attempt that is :p I really hesitated about posting/writing this,..anyway here is is!

Storyline: This is Zim's failed attempt at writing a "romantic poem" in order to "make" Tak love him, But, Zim isn't much of a writer..

Disclaimer: If I owned Invader Zim it wouldn't be canceled, So obviously I don't.

A poem to Tak

From: THE ALMIGHTY ZIIIM!

Dear Tak:

Your mean and your nasty,

Your not very classy,

Nor sassy.

You have blue hair

and eyes

as your disguise,

Do you still wish I would die?

You came to earth to fight

because you say I "ruined" your life,

but have a little faith!

If your In your disguise or not

your so pretty I would tie the knot..

So Tak

this is my poem to you!

It's your choice,

So what do you choose?

"You have got to be KIDDNG me.." Tak said looking up from the horribly written poem scribbled on a piece of paper.

"Your hopeless Zim.." Tak said smirking and throwing the paper down and walking away.

"YOU DARE TO DENY THE ALMIGHT ZIIIM?" Zim yelled pointing in her direction

"Mhm.." She said softly and continuing to walk away.

Zim turned to walk away until something grabbed him and imprased him in a kiss

"I love you too Zim.." Tak said pulling away and smiling.


Person: AWW IT HAD A HAPPY ENDING AFTER ALL!"

Me: Mhm..NOW GO AWAY!

Person: Okay.

Authors Note: Just so ya know the poem was suppose to be VERY crappy, Zim write it! What do ya expect? Lol.

Funfact: The story "Master?" Was originally going to be named "Why do I hurt?" but was changed before posting.

What's funfact?

I'm starting this thing where I add a little fact about one of my story's at the end of one of my story's.