AN: The ocs' personalities are based on some people that I know… they are seriously this looney all the time… by the way I have another person helping me write this so you may receive author notes from her too... lol… well enjoy the story.. ummm… oh yeah… Disclaimer: I own the oc's and the plot… no one else… Kakashi's Daughters
"Kakashi I have an offer for you." the third said in a bored tone.
"What is it now Hokage-sama?" Kakashi replied in an equally bored tone. Looking at the Hokage he could tell that he was going to be given some boring mission until Konaha was rebuilt after the fox demon attacked. The town was in shambles and smoldering ashes were still boiling smoke.
"You have a choice, you can either help the Chuunins rebuild the village or you can patrol the boarder of Konaha." the third replied impassively.
"Boarder patrol." Kakashi answered casually before exiting through the window.
Kakashi held a blank stare and fished in his pocket for his Icha Icha Island book and strolled on.
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And so here he was hoping though the trees. What a boring day. All well this gives me a chance to read my new book, Icha Icha Island. Hmm… so that wasn't her sister but her mother, thought Kakashi.
This went on for about thirty minutes until he smelled something similar to fish cooking on a fire. Kakashi took a U-turn to follow the delectable scent. He was defiantly hitting this urge. (If you laughed at that, I'm ashamed!)
Upon reaching a clearing he found four small girls sitting around a small fire. It seemed like they were arguing over which one was to take the first watch. Girls after my own heart, he thought.
He approached the girls cautiously until a twig snapped under his foot. Stunned at his own stupidity, he scrambled to hide his book that he had still in his hand. The girls all jumped into poorly constructed fighting stances, though looking quite impressive for their age. They looked about five maybe six. Kakashi cursed himself mentally. Why didn't he see that twig? He sighed; the best way to approach this was to be friendly.
Kakashi walked right into the clearing with his hands up. "All right I give. Now tell me how you all got here, where you're from and is there anyone else with you? "
The four girls all looked at each other before nodding. One stepped forward. She seemed to be the spokesperson of the group. Her clothes consisted of a simple black shirt and a pair of oversized shorts. Her hair was blond and done up in two messy buns with some of her bangs hanging down.
"Hi, we're lost and we're just looking for shelter. We're not sure where we came from, we have just been traveling from village to village hoping to find some place to stay but everyone looked at us like we were monsters. No one else is with us. My name is Kimi. They are Mika, Kage and Yukiko. " she replied in a sweet tone. Kakashi looked at them and sighed again. He was going to have to bring them to the Hokage. Maybe babysitting would get him off…patrol that is.
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Or not.
"So you see Hokage-sama," Kakashi said scratching his head, "I found these four in the woods. They have no place to go and they don't know where they came from." Kakashi told the Hokage this like it was a chore, which it kind of was.
The Hokage took a look at them. The one with the messy buns looked the youngest. Another with short blond hair was just standing there like she had nothing else to do. She was dressed in a black shirt with black pants. Yet another blond, this time with long hair was slouched over. If she were standing up straight she would have been the tallest. She was wearing a black shirt with jeans to big for her. The last one was standing there her face fixed with a glare. She had straight brown shoulder length hair with a black shirt and some black capri pants. They looked very young, six at the most and yet they were all alone. An evil thought occurred to him.
Kakashi frowned when he noticed the glint in the Hokage's eyes. That always meant that the Hokage was going to do something to him. He sighed when he heard the Hokage call his name. "Hai, Hokage-sama?"
"Kakashi, do you mind if they stayed with you since you found them in the forest? After all you have plenty of room for them to stay in your family house." The Hokage said smiling. Kakashi sighed in defeat; he was going to have to take care of four little girls. How much worse could it get?
"And could you teach them the way of the ninja and keep this a secret? The village is awfully suspicious since we just got over the fox's attacks." Again, Kakashi sighed at what the Hokage said. "Fine, let's get going, shall we?"
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"So this is our new home. It's not much but it will due." came Kakashi's monotone voice from behind them. "Not much," Kage exclaimed, "It's a fricken' mansion!" The others were just gaping speechlessly at the site. They could not believe it. There was a main house were it looked like the sleeping quarters were and then there were two dojo type houses, where they guessed they would be learning the way of the ninja as that old man...Cough... I mean the Hokage said they were to learn. Then there were the forests in the back where some outside training facilities were located. The girls were giddy with excitement.
"Well ladies follow me inside so you can all chose your rooms." Kakashi said as he led them inside. Inside the girls could only gape again. The inside was just as elegant as the out. It had a big living room with two comfy looking ouches and a big screen T.V. The kitchen was large but looked unused. Then there were two sets of stairs leading up to the bedrooms. Kimi was quick to run into the wall… I mean living room and belly flop onto the couch. The other girls just looked away as if they expected this to happen.
"Listen up girls. Choose your rooms and then we are heading out to get you some clothes and other necessities. My room is the last one on the right. By no means at all is anyone aloud to enter." Kakashi said leaving the girls alone to pick their rooms.
Mika was the first to run into the second doorway and claim her room. She guarded it defensively as Yukiko wandered aimlessly down the hall to the one after it. Kage had asked Mika why she chose her room and she said that she had already calculated the area of the room to be the perfect for her famous lounging on Saturday mornings in bed. This left only two rooms to choose from and Kimi was the one to judge hers by how squishy the bed was. This also happened to be the room that would be the quietest; seeing how it was the farthest from the stairs, Kakashi and the loudest of the four girls.
Returning to what was now, "the girls' wing" Kakashi saw that Kage didn't have a room. There was only one left and Kage didn't seem to want to budge when he cough accidentally tripped her into the last remaining tomb, I mean room. "Itai! Kakashi-sama! Why did you do that?" Kage exclaimed while rubbing the bump that was forming on her head.
While this was going on Kimi was in her room placing her stuff on her dresser and putting her only change of clothes in her closet. Suddenly she noticed that she was hungry. Deciding that now was the best time to eat she started to head downstairs to where she remembered the kitchen was. On her way there she picked up some hitchhikers. (Namely Kage, Mika and Yukiko.) When they arrived at the kitchen, they found Kakashi in there preparing some sandwiches for lunch.
After everyone finished their sandwiches, Kakashi cleared his throat to get their attention. "I have noticed that you have barely any clothes and few necessities. Therefore, we will go shopping using the money that Hokage-sama gave me for you all. Now get up and let's get this over with." He announced standing up and heading to the door. They all got up and followed him there.
"This is such a long way to walk!" Mika mumbled grimly catching the eyes of Yukiko who smiled back. With a funny feeling that something was going to happen, Kakashi quickly jumped up into a tree, cat like. This left Mika and Yukiko to collide unhappily and resulted in an awkward hug accompanied by a laugh from Kakashi. Kage busted out laughing and pointed at the two's predicament coughSTUPIDITY. Kimi snapped back from one of her zone-outs focused which had been on the butterfly fluttering upwards into a tree. (That had to hurt) Taking a few steps towards the others, she scolded them, "You poo-heads! You scared the butterfly into the tree!" (Although Kimi was the oldest, she was often accused of having a short attention span.) "We have bigger problems, Kimi. We don't know where Kakashi-sama is," Yukiko said with an air-headed tone. A worried look struck Kimi's face. It struck her so hard she fell backwards!
Moving towards the fallen member of their cult, the others towered over the short one. With a poke to Kimi's side with a random piece of wood from Mika, "Get up! We have to find Daddy Kakashi" She awoke. Looking dazed and dumbfounded, Kimi pointed to the tree where Kakashi was holding his famed book. (Thank god the girls hadn't learned to read yet.)
Noting that he had been found, he awarded the girls with a compromise for the rest of the walk to the store…by carrying them all. He had to miss weight training for the "darlings" anyway. Surely carrying the 207 pounds of fluff was going to make up for this.
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Once they arrived at the shopping square Kakashi put them down. "We're here!" Kakashi announced in an overly happy voice. They stared at him funny until Yukiko pointed out that they were in an alleyway behind the first store they had been planning to visit. Kakashi sweat dropped. It wasn't like he would show up in the middle of a crowed street with four girls on his back. He sighed yet again and exited the alleyway with the girls in tow.
The first store that they came to happened to be a store selling garments acceptable for female ninjas-in-training. Kakashi found a seat near the dressing rooms and told the girls to find some outfits and try them on while he read his book. The girls shot off into four different directions.
Fifteen minutes later, Kimi was the first one to come back with a couple of outfits slung over her arm. Most of them were either pink or black. She disappeared to try on her clothes and stepped out with a pink shirt that had dark red swirls on it and some black baggy pants to match. Kakashi nodded in approval so she went back to try another one on. She came out this time with a black shirt, a pink flowy skirt and pink fishnet on her arms. She also had black fishnet on her thighs. Kakashi approved again. After changing out of this outfit, she came out in a simple light pink sundress, suitable for wearing when she was not training. Kakashi nodded and she changed back into her original clothes and waited with Kakashi for the other girls.
Another five minutes elapsed and Yukiko showed up with several outfits of her own. The first set of clothing that she tried on consisted of a red shirt that had flames on it and some boy shorts with lots of pockets. When she stepped out Kimi applauded while Kakashi just nodded. The next outfit that she tried on was a black shirt that had the words "A.D.D" on it in red with a pretty red skirt and fishnet stockings. Again, when she exited the dressing room she encountered a very excited Kimi and a bored Kakashi that both gave their seals of approval. The last outfit that she found was a red sundress with pink ribbons around the bottom hem.
After Yukiko had settled down with her choices in her lap, Kage came running back to one of the dressing rooms. She emerged only seconds later to be dressed in a green shirt with some leaves on it that seemed to be swirling on the shirt. This was paired with some pants that had the same leaf design on it. Not even waiting for approvals, she jumped back into the dressing room only to emerge in a green skirt that had ruffles at the bottom and a black shirt that had the words "Bite Me" on it. Yet again, she dashed back in to the dressing room. When she stepped back out she was wearing a pale green sundress that had the same leaf deign as her first outfit. Dashing back into the dressing room she changed back into her original clothes and hopped into a chair that was located next to Kimi.
While this was happening, no one noticed that Mika was standing there patiently waiting her turn. Seeing that now was the time to make her entrance, she stepped into the dressing room and put her first outfit on. She came out wearing a pair on tight fitting pants and a blue shirt with clouds on it. Noticing that no one was paying attention she stepped back into the dressing room and emerged wearing a black shirt that said "I'm better than you" on it and a blue skirt that had many pockets on it. After switching outfits, she returned wearing a blue sundress with cloud patterns. Changing back in to her old clothes, she came out and had to wake up the others who had fallen asleep during her little performance.
Kakashi, (seeing that they had their new sets of clothes, pajamas and undergarments) took them to the cashier to pay. Upon leaving the store, they saw a girl outside another store called Stars-n-Stuff that seemed to be drooling at the star shaped cookies in the window. Kimi (being the person that she is) wandered up to this girl to ask her if she wanted to hang out with them.
Standing up, the girl turned around to come face to face with Kimi. She smiled and decided that since she didn't have anything else to do that she could hang out with them. "Hi my name is Hoshiko!" the girl exclaimed in a hyperactive manner to rivals Kimi's own. Hoshiko was dressed in old tattered clothes with wavy brown hair that reached to the middle of her back.
"So Hoshiko, what were you doing outside of the store?" Yukiko asked striking up a conversation. "Oh well… umm… you see I don't have any money so I was just window shopping." Hoshiko replied. "So you have a place to stay?" Kage asked joining in the conversation. "No, I was kicked out of the orphanage because they didn't have enough room to house me." Hoshiko said while staring intently at her shoes.
"Why don't you stay with us?" Mika said joining in the conversation as well. Turning to Kakashi Kimi started jumping up and down exclaiming, "Can she! Can She! Please Daddy Kakashi!" Kakashi, seeing that she was a persistent little booger, unwillingly nodded. Hoshiko leapt up and wrapped her arms around Kakashi's neck to give him a "hug" … actually, "glomped" is more the right term hehe.
Once they got home, Hoshiko was placed in a room with Kage because all the other ones were taken. While Hoshiko was being settled, Kakashi made them dinner after which they all went to sleep with only some minor incidents preceding bedtime (a.k.a., a food fight followed by the massive pillow ambush of Mika and Kage against Yukiko with Kimi and Hoshiko as bystanders.)
And so ends our hero's first day. What will happen tomorrow? Will there be any cereal left? Has Kimi really gone insane? Was that Kakashi being chased by a squirrel? Will they ever start their training on time? Tune in next time for the oh-so-charmingly-witty sequel! Dun Dun Dunnnnnn!