A Grunt's life-Sunday
Disclaimer: If I owned Halo, I would delete the gay hunters. But sadly, I
don't.
5:00 A.M-Wake up. Look in mirror to see you're ugly. Scream and faint of
methane and breath loss.
7:00 A.M- Wake up, realizing you fell asleep. Get up and make some pancakes.
7:30- Eat pancakes. Scream because you lost you're wonderful pancakes.
7:35- Stop screaming. Put methane breather on.
8:00- Go to breakfast at IHOP.
8:40- you're waitress comes. You yell at her for being late. Order milk.
10:00- you watch 5 parties come and go. You're milk still hasn't come.
12:00- you're milk comes. You order 50 pancakes. The lady takes your order.
3:00- No sign of pancakes, Freak out.
3:55- Pancakes come, eat.
3:56- done. Pay bill. Bill: 5,000 dollars. Freak out.
7:00- Wake up, realizing it was just a dream.
8:30- Get ready to go to IHOP. You can't get you're butt off the couch. You call 911.
9:00- 911 Finally comes. They shoot your butt off the couch. They charge you 5,000 dollars.
9:30- Get in Ghost. Drive to IHOP. You arrive.
9:34- The wait is 50 minutes. You pull out you're cell phone and start playing Halo.
10:24- You go to a table. You order milk.
10:30- Milk comes. You yell at the lady and charge her 5,000 dollars. She doesn't pay so you shoot her with your plasma pistol.
10:35- Another waiter comes and takes your order. Pancakes.
10:45- You get bored, pull your cell phone out and play Halo.
11:00- You beat Halo and your pancakes come. You eat pancakes. Bill:50 dollars.
11:05- You figure out how to pay. You tear the bill up and leave.
11:09- Get home, you have 50 new messages. You listen to them all
12:00- Done listening,
1:00- Call friend, go over to his house and play a Halo LAN party. You cheat and win.
5:00 Done playing. Go to McDonald's and get a happy meal. You get Mad at the lady because you ordered chicken nuggets, not a cheeseburger.
5:05- Get cheeseburger. Drive back to home and eat. Play with you're toy.
5:50- Done playing and eating. Go and watch Seinfield.
6:30- Seinfields over. Watch movies and play Halo.
10:00- Get bored. Hook up X-BOX live. You play Counter-Strike for five hours. Win all the games.
3:00- Fall asleep. Restart next Sunday.
7:00 A.M- Wake up, realizing you fell asleep. Get up and make some pancakes.
7:30- Eat pancakes. Scream because you lost you're wonderful pancakes.
7:35- Stop screaming. Put methane breather on.
8:00- Go to breakfast at IHOP.
8:40- you're waitress comes. You yell at her for being late. Order milk.
10:00- you watch 5 parties come and go. You're milk still hasn't come.
12:00- you're milk comes. You order 50 pancakes. The lady takes your order.
3:00- No sign of pancakes, Freak out.
3:55- Pancakes come, eat.
3:56- done. Pay bill. Bill: 5,000 dollars. Freak out.
7:00- Wake up, realizing it was just a dream.
8:30- Get ready to go to IHOP. You can't get you're butt off the couch. You call 911.
9:00- 911 Finally comes. They shoot your butt off the couch. They charge you 5,000 dollars.
9:30- Get in Ghost. Drive to IHOP. You arrive.
9:34- The wait is 50 minutes. You pull out you're cell phone and start playing Halo.
10:24- You go to a table. You order milk.
10:30- Milk comes. You yell at the lady and charge her 5,000 dollars. She doesn't pay so you shoot her with your plasma pistol.
10:35- Another waiter comes and takes your order. Pancakes.
10:45- You get bored, pull your cell phone out and play Halo.
11:00- You beat Halo and your pancakes come. You eat pancakes. Bill:50 dollars.
11:05- You figure out how to pay. You tear the bill up and leave.
11:09- Get home, you have 50 new messages. You listen to them all
12:00- Done listening,
1:00- Call friend, go over to his house and play a Halo LAN party. You cheat and win.
5:00 Done playing. Go to McDonald's and get a happy meal. You get Mad at the lady because you ordered chicken nuggets, not a cheeseburger.
5:05- Get cheeseburger. Drive back to home and eat. Play with you're toy.
5:50- Done playing and eating. Go and watch Seinfield.
6:30- Seinfields over. Watch movies and play Halo.
10:00- Get bored. Hook up X-BOX live. You play Counter-Strike for five hours. Win all the games.
3:00- Fall asleep. Restart next Sunday.