Exchange Program 2: Rise of Student B
Note: I don't own squat, so don't sue me.
This is a sequel to another fic of mine, Exchange Program. If you haven't read it, you should read it before you read this, or you'll be thinking, "WTF?"
If you have a problem with OOCness, crack, and just plain weirdness, this is not the story for you.
Chapter One
It started out a normal day in the Naruto world. It had been three months since everyone had taken a side trip to A. High School, the random high school that, through a weird set of circumstances, the Sand Siblings, Rookie Nine, and Akatsuki had become substitute teachers at. But that's beside the point here.
Anyway, the Rookie Nine were hanging out in town when the pay phone rang. Everyone looked around nervously.
"Should we answer it?" Sakura asked.
"NO! DON'T DO IT SAKURA-CHAN! HAVEN'T YOU EVER SEEN PHONE BOOTH?!?!" Naruto screamed.
"It's troublesome, but I think someone should answer that phone," Shikamaru said.
"Yeah, and you just volunteered yourself!" Neji replied, pushing the lazy ninja forward. Shikamaru looked at the phone for a moment, then braced himself and picked it up.
"Hello?" he asked.
"Hello!? Hello!? Is this one of the former- DAMMIT! I'LL KILL YOU! Sorry, sorry, not you. Are you one of the former substitute teachers of A. High School? If you are- BACKUP! I NEED BACKUP!- We need your help. Please come back and help us with- YAGH!" It sounded like there was a riot going on the background, and with an unearthly scream, the line went dead.
"Who was it?" Tenten asked.
"Call Suna. And the Akatsuki. We're going back to school," Shikamaru replied faintly.
Three hours later, everyone stood in the woods.
"Sasuke, this is an emergency situation! No trying to kill Itachi!" Naruto instructed. "And Itachi, same rules apply to you."
"What, you think I'd actually stoop that low when there's a crisis facing my students?" Itachi asked. "I will go and spread the glorious language of English once again!" he said.
"Yeah, that's great," Sasuke said, "But you seem to have forgotten that he killed half of his students!"
"Whatever," Itachi replied.
"And Tobi: No molesting Deidara!"
"Aww..."
"Shikamaru, TRY to stay awake."
"No problem."
And with that, everyone poofed once again, back to the world of high school.
When they arrived, everyone was startled by how the school looked. It had always been a desolate, depressing place, but now, it looked like a desolate, depressing place completely covered in pink glitterey streamers. Students moved in groups of three or four, bobbing up and down while they walked.
"Why do you think they are doing that?" Lee whispered.
"I have no idea," Kisame replied.
"Hey, Itachi, maybe we should find your English teacher friend?" Ino suggested.
"No need. I'm already here," a voice said. The elderly woman appeared out of nowhere. "We'll take you all back to the place where were are staying, but first can you bring some Febreze? Our hideout is starting to smell like feet."
To Be Continued!
Omake- Author's Comments
Well, here is the sequel that everyone asked for! And trust me, it's going to be just as crazy as the last one. It's not very funny yet, but believe me, there's going to be plenty of funny and maybe even an epic battle or two. Thank you for reading and please look forward to the next chapter!
-GoesKaboom