A/ N: Hey guys, so I am starting a collection of 'Chicago P.D.' tags and one-shots. I will be calling them the 'Fading Whispers Collection'. I really hope that you will enjoy them. Your opinion DOES matter to me so please comment what you think.

Today I have a tag for 2x15 'What Do You Do'. Please review and follow.

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Fading Whispers Collection Presents:

S, P, A, or G?

by

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"Now, you all need to be tasered to be certified," Dan Jenkins informed the group. "It's completely harmless, but you will know what it feels like to get juiced, which will allow you to testify in court on the electrical expos-"

"Yeah, we get it, man, okay?" Adam Ruzek said looking down at his phone. "We get it."

"Oh, good, a volunteer." Jenkins said putting the taser to Ruzek's abdomen.

"Oh, oh, oh," Ruzek said over and over as he felt the shocks go through him and the rest of the team cried out in laughter

"That was worth the price of admission." Jay Halstead said trying to contain himself.

"You're next." Jay looked at him like a scared little puppy.

"I volunteer to tase him." Erin raised her hand and glared at Jay as Jenkins held out the taser.

"This doesn't seem like, official enough." Jay said still looking scared.

"Where do you want it?" Erin raised her eyebrows. "S, P, A, or G?" She said looking at each spot she called off and saying "G" a little more seductive than it needed to be.

"Shoulders," Jay slightly smirked.

"G." Everyone called out.

Atwater laughed. "G."

A devilish smile appeared on Erin's face and JAy looked like he was about to crap his pants.

"Don't you dare." Jay said with such a serious look on his face.

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"Okay then," Dan Jenkins said as he moved on to his next victim. "You're up lady."

Erin looked up. "Oh, I- I think we've seen enough.

"oh, the X26 does not discriminate by gender. March it over here."

Jay removed the ice from his groin and walked over to her. "Payback time." He whispered loud enough for everyone to hear and Erin smiled as if she knew she was going to get it.

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"It could just be like a summer retreat, we wouldn't have to live there." Jay said as he got Erin and himself some coffee. Jay was trying to convince Erin to go to Wisconsin with him.

"Wisconsin again?" Erin sat up in her chair.

"Actual bald eagles flying around us."

"The smell of cheese curds doesn't scare the mind?" Erin asked raising her cup.

"I'm just saying, it's a nice thing." Jay smiled at her.

"Mmhmm." Erin said nodding.

"And yeah, I meant you and me." He said, his voice barely above a whisper.

Erin returned his smile. Both of their hands were on the table and their hands were just touching.

'God, I love the way he looks at me, even after I just tasered him in his groin.' Erin thought.

"It's a nice thought." Erin nodded before they were interrupted by Ruzek.

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Erin was just getting into her pajamas as she heard the door to her apartment open then close.

"Erin?" Are you here? The door is unlocked." She heard Jays familiar voice.

"In the bedroom." She called out. "I'll be out in a minute."

"Okay, I brought food."

"Okay,." Erin said as she came out from her bedroom. "You made lasagna?" She questioned looking at the tupperware container he had.

"No, my neighbor makes it in bulk and always gives me some."

"Oh, see, that makes more sense." She teased.

"Hey, I can cook one hell of a dinner."

"Yeah, you should make me something sometime."

"Ooh, see, I only make food for people who are nice to me and currently, you're a little low on that list." Jay said stepping closer to her and putting his hand on her hips.

"Ohh, really?"

"Yeah, with you, tasering me in the groin, making fun of Wisconsin and making jokes about me cooking,therefore, you not getting a nice cooked dinner from me.."

"I said Wisconsin would be a nice time."

"After I really convinced you."

"But now I'm willing to go." She smiled. "Jay Halstead, you bring out the best in me."

"It's a miracle." Jay teased her.

"Hey, don't go that far, or don't let the door hit you in the ass on the way out." Erin put her hands on her hips. Jay looked down at her toned body, she was wearing his sweatpants and a black tanktop and her hair was in a messy ponytail.

"So are we going to eat or what?" Jay asked.

"Definitely." Erin said as she reached up to the cabinet that housed the plates and bowls.

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"Mmm, that was good." Erin said as she grabbed her and Jay's plates and brought them over to the sink.

"Yeah, but you know what's gonna be better? Dessert." Jay smiled.

Erin raised her eyebrows. Jay walked over to her and kissed her. Erin deepened the kiss.

"You know, that wasn't very nice of you today." Jay said.

"What?"

"Where you tased me."

"Mmhmm." Erin nodded. "You got your revenge."

"But I was nice about it, I only tased you in the abdomen…"

"Do you want more revenge?" Erin asked Jay with puppy dog eyes.

"Yes, yes I do." Jay smiled and nodded.

"Then what are we waiting for?" Erin asked him.

"To the bedroom!" Jay exclaimed and hoisted Erin up.

"Jay!" Erin squealed.

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An hour later, the couple was laying in bed together. Erin's head was laying on Jay's chest.

"You never fail to disappoint, Halsted."

"Right back at you, Lindsay." He lifted his head and dropped a kiss to Erin's hair.

"Are you happy you got your revenge now?"

"Mmhmm." Jay said. "Although," Jay said looking at the clock on Erin's bedside table. "It's only ten, I still have plenty of time to get more revenge."

"Jay," Erin said in her low raspy, voice. "We have work tomorrow."

"You're point?"

"Jay," Erin squealed as she felt Jay roll over and got on top of her.

"Erin," Jay mimicked."

"Fine, but only till eleven." Erin smiled.

"Fine by me."

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