Original ways to annoy Jacob Black
Call him and Quil pedaphiles for wanting to go out with infants
Tell him to sit down while you get his dinner. Bring him dog food and act offended when he refuses to eat it.
Prank call him, pretending to be Bella and say that you choose him instead of Edward. When he gets all happy and emotional then say April fools when its not even April.
Call the parole officer to come take him for skipping school.
For Christmas buy him a photo album with pictures of Edward and Bella (during eclipse)
Force him to stay in the room full of vampires without Renesmee (During BD)
When he phases take his clothes and replace them with a sundress (ha ha, remember?)
Get a vampire to bite him so he dies (muahahaha)
Steal something and blame it on Jacob so Charlie can arrest him.
Dye his hair blond so that the cullens can give him dumb blond jokes.