THE wibbles
in case you didn't know (which you won't) wibbles are evil squodges whose leader is called alan.they make nasty smells in elevators, then possess you to make you say you've let polly out.this story is about
an elevator called charles up and one called calvin down.they where very good friends but they hardly ever saw each other except when they crossed.one day alan the wibble leader got bored so he got all his
minions to possess a person each and go to sorsage,where charles and calvin worked.so the elevators where full of pongs and whiffs and "it was me"s.at the end of the day rupert the caretaker (who is really
a superhero called Ruperman,but thats another story)was almost killed by stenches and the elevators where by some amazing coincidence declared out of order and had been stopped next to each other.when rupert
locked up,calvin said,"we must do something about these wibbles!""you're right!"said charles."i know!"said calvin."youre excellent!"said charles."i know!"said calvin."whats the plan?"
asked charles."i don't know..."said calvin.then they did the traditional leave-the-viewer-out-of-it-and-whisper-about-the-plan.the next day the wibbles were were still there,more smelly than ever,(the elevators
could sense the wibbles)when the wibbles came anywhere near the elevator they would close their doors and not open them until the wibbles went.rupert got a lot of grief over this,but he was deaf and blind so he
didn't really care,mainly cause he couldn't see or hear them.When alan heard about this he was furious (howls of amazement) he decided to possess calvin to attack charles.alan was too busy being evil at school to
learn that elevators only went up and down.So when calvin discovered that alan was inside him he sped dooooooooooooown from the top floor to the bottom and alan was splatted by the pressure.The End???
in case you didn't know (which you won't) wibbles are evil squodges whose leader is called alan.they make nasty smells in elevators, then possess you to make you say you've let polly out.this story is about
an elevator called charles up and one called calvin down.they where very good friends but they hardly ever saw each other except when they crossed.one day alan the wibble leader got bored so he got all his
minions to possess a person each and go to sorsage,where charles and calvin worked.so the elevators where full of pongs and whiffs and "it was me"s.at the end of the day rupert the caretaker (who is really
a superhero called Ruperman,but thats another story)was almost killed by stenches and the elevators where by some amazing coincidence declared out of order and had been stopped next to each other.when rupert
locked up,calvin said,"we must do something about these wibbles!""you're right!"said charles."i know!"said calvin."youre excellent!"said charles."i know!"said calvin."whats the plan?"
asked charles."i don't know..."said calvin.then they did the traditional leave-the-viewer-out-of-it-and-whisper-about-the-plan.the next day the wibbles were were still there,more smelly than ever,(the elevators
could sense the wibbles)when the wibbles came anywhere near the elevator they would close their doors and not open them until the wibbles went.rupert got a lot of grief over this,but he was deaf and blind so he
didn't really care,mainly cause he couldn't see or hear them.When alan heard about this he was furious (howls of amazement) he decided to possess calvin to attack charles.alan was too busy being evil at school to
learn that elevators only went up and down.So when calvin discovered that alan was inside him he sped dooooooooooooown from the top floor to the bottom and alan was splatted by the pressure.The End???