Weiß Kreuz Fairy Tales

Written by Sakki-san

Anything random in here probably belongs to me. I'm part of the not-well-known Crazy Troupe, and I have probably taken some random crap from them.

Anything you have heard of in here doesn't belong to me. Characters, mostly. Ah, you know what's mine and what isn't.

Neu-kitty is MY kitty. Hands off, Min.

Aya: …

Yohji: …

Ken: …

Omi: …?

Yohji: Why are we here?

Omi: I want to write.

Ken: That's why we're here?

Omi: No, the reason we're here is because the authoress put us here.

Aya: Shi-ne Sakki.

Yohji: We all want to kill her.

Omi: I SAID, I want to WRITE.

Ken: So go write.

Omi: _! Help me write! I can't do this on my own!

Nagi: I'll help you!

Omi: Yay!

Ken: Waitasec…if you're here…then –

Schu: ^______^ Helloooo, Ken…

Ken: GAAH

Schu: *pout* You're not happy to see me?

Ken: GOOD GOD NO

Schu: …Aya!

Aya: Shi-ne, Schuldich…

Schu: Hm. Yohji?
Yohji: ….Look, it's Crawford!

Crawford: I DO NOT BELONG HERE.

Schu: Sure ya do, Brad baby!

Crawford: _ DO NOT CALL ME THAT.

Yohji: Geeze, someone has PMS.

Crawford: GRR.

Farfie: o_O_o

Omi: Uh…guys...

All sans Omi and Nagi: *fight*

Omi: …Nagi?

Nagi: Just a sec.
*BOOM*

All: @_@

Omi: Thanks. Now who's going to help me write?

Farfie: I BOUGHT THE BREAD, I PLANTED THE BREAD, I WATERED THE BREAD, I GREW THE BREAD, I PICKED THE BREAD, I BAKED THE BREAD, I DEEP FRYED THE BREAD, I CHIHUAHUAED THE BREAD, AND NOW I WILL EAT THE BREAD, AND I ASKED YOU IF YOU WANTED TO HELP ME WITH ANY OF THAT AND YOU DIDN'T, SO NOW I WILL EAT THE BREAD ALONE!!!
Omi: O_O

Nagi: O_O

Schu: O_O

Crawford: O_O

Aya: o_o

Yohji: o_O

Ken: O_O

Farfie: My bread hurts God.

Omi: ….riiight. So…uh…once upon a time…

Schu: There were two groups of assassins…

Ken: This is a fairy tale, not a biography, baka.

Schu: Who said I was writing a biography?

Ken: …

Omi: A-HEM...anyway…once upon a time, these two groups of assassins were…

Aya: going to kill each other.

Omi: o_o

Crawford: I like it.

Schu: Of course YOU do.

Nagi: I don't!

Yohji: So these two groups of assassins were going to kill each other, but on the team called…

Farfie: We Hurt God

Yohji: O_o…anyway, there was a really sexy blonde on that team.

Omi: And a cute little computer-smart guy.

Aya: Shi-ne all of you.

Yohji: And the usual bloodthirsty vengeful redhead.

Aya: HEY.

Ken: …and the sane one. So the other team, called…

Farfie: God Hurters

Crawford: -_-;;;

Ken: o_o;;; The other team had four members, too.

Crawford: There was the spiffy leader, the alpha male, the one in the cool white Armani suit, who carried the gun.

Yohji: ¬_¬ Trying to make up for something here, Brad?

Crawford: *growl*

Schu: And then there was the incredibly sexy red-haired German guy.

Nagi: And the cute one that everybody loves.

Schu: AKA the short one.

Nagi: grrr….

Farfie: And the one who hurts God.

Omi: Ok, so these two assassin groups were sent to kill each other by…

Aya: Slicing each other into tiny pieces.

Crawford: However, the only person who had a sword was the vengeful red-haired one on the We Hurt God assassin group.

Nagi: So those of us who didn't have swords had to go looking for swords.

Yohji: But I have sexy wire!

Schu: Very, very sexy wire…*purr*

Yohji: …

Crawford: I decided that I could use my gun, and it didn't matter if the stupid red-haired vengeful guy on the other team wanted us to slice each other up, it's handier to use guns.

Farfie: Those who live by the sword die by those who don't.

Crawford: Precisely.

Ken: Uh…

Aya: Shi-ne, Brad.

Crawford: DON'T CALL ME BRAD

Schu: The REST of us, who went to go get swords, were getting bored, so I decided to go flirt with…

Yohji: The sexy blonde guy.

Schu: I like that.

Omi: …so while we were walking, I stumbled upon a cache of –

Farfie: Swords.

Omi: Wow, you said something right for once.

Farfie: Very rusty swords, perfect for causing large open wounds and infections and hepatitis B or whatever it is you get from stepping on rusty nails and thus hurting God a whole lot.

All: ~_~;;;

Nagi: So I floated the rusty swords up into the air, and then I used my telekinetic powers to make them not rusty anymore.

Farfie: Damn.

Omi: So I took the swords and we all headed back to where Aya was.

Aya: Where I had cut up Brad because he didn't have a sword.

Crawford: You have a sword and I have gun. So I shot Aya, and he fell over in a coma, just like his little sister.

Aya: O_O

Crawford: Hehehe.

Aya: Shi-NE, Brad.

Omi: Aya, you're in a coma.

Aya: -_-….

Schu: So while Aya was in a coma, we arrived with our swords, and I saw Aya and laughed.

Omi: You're mean.

Schu: And I'm sexy.

Yohji: Me too!

Ken: …

Crawford: Me, being the sane one, decided to leave.

Ken: Let me come with you!

Crawford: O_O

Schu: O_O

Yohji: *snickers* I KNEW you had thing for him, Ken...

Ken: _!!! It's not like that! I want to get away from the insanity! I'm the sane one, too!

Crawford: ….o_o….

Schu: ^_^ Sure, Ken, sure. Why don't you and Brad spend some alone time, then?

Omi: So Crawford and Ken left, and the rest of us had swords but had to go find a cure for Aya's coma!

Aya: -_-

Crawford: _@_ Do NOT call me Brad, Schuldich. Fine, if you insist on coming.

Ken: ~_~;;;

Nagi: And those of us remaining had swords and went to go find the cure.

Farfie: The cure for AIDS, which God had placed on the earth because he likes to watch us suffer, and made sure there was NO CURE WHATSOEVER! So I went out and I hurt God by finding the cure embedded in a large rock.

Omi: ….huh?

Farfie: The rock was black.

Nagi: …uh…huh.

Schu: So we took the cure for AIDS to the hospital, where we had left Aya, and then we went out and partied because we were rich.

Aya: What about me?!

Yohji: What about you?

~FIN~