So here I am, back with another crossover project (this one is old, though. There's my excuse). This one I wanted to relate entirely to canon Hetalia instead of making it AU. I used TheAwesomeCanada's cast list, since they seem the most relevant to the characters (at least in my opinion). Hopefully it doesn't have too many plotholes. XD

Repotalia!: The Genetic Crack Opera

Prologue—Re-Emergence of the British Empire

The year was 2056, at the height of the New British Empire. London was the thriving commercial center of the world, enhanced with the latest 21st century technology and the capital of England's new realm.

Just over thirty years ago, the world fell to an epidemic of organ failures. Billions died all over the globe, practically halving the world's population.

Seeing this epidemic as an opportunity, the country England created the bio-tech company GeneCo in London, which cured the remaining population of humans (and even countries) with organ transplants. For those who could not pay for such surgery, Arthur Kirkland, GeneCo's founder and the country of England personified, developed organ financing, giving such a tragic world hope.

England was the only country that had the cure for the organ failures. Desperate, other countries succumbed to England so he could cure their people as well. England complied and created the New British Empire. He had the world in the palm of his hand, and he had lackeys and other countries that practically worshipped him. Again, he was the world's conqueror, but this time, he was a savior.

When GeneCo first emerged, Germany, Austria, and Prussia were the first to join England's great new empire. At the time, England was set on having them succeed him should something ever happen. However, as the years passed, England began to notice that these countries could change… and not for the better.

England was first keen on Germany inheriting GeneCo and the New British Empire, but as the years passed, Germany's rage and bloodlust became much more dangerous than Russia's. These days, Germany would kill any human that got in his way or delayed him somehow, and this did not sit well with England.

Prussia was considered for inheriting GeneCo after Germany. England figured Prussia would most definitely want to be a nation again and not just Germany's older brother. Also, Prussia had lost his face during the epidemic and had taken to wearing the face of others to hide his mangled, recomposing skin. However, now that the years had passed, Prussia envied the faces of the beautiful and tore off their faces just so he could wear them. It also seemed as if all he wanted to do, now that he was living with England, was to "seize the vital regions" (as he would put it) of the country Genterns, like Spain and Vietnam, the lackeys who facilitated surgeries.

And then there was Austria, the most changed of the trio. At first he had potential by inventing Zydrate, an expensive, addictive painkilling drug for organ surgery. England was impressed by the invention; however, nowadays Zydrate was abused to the maximum. Only few knew that Zydrate was commonly found in corpses, but those who did know must have let it slip.

There were some countries that refused to join with England, and they called themselves the "Underground Resistance." To England, it just sounded like the name for a punk band since they posed no real threat to the Empire, but the Underground Resistance was indeed quite strong. While Switzerland joined the New British Empire, his sister, Liechtenstein, rebelled and joined the Underground Resistance with the Nordics, Taiwan, France, Greece, Cuba, Canada, the Philippines, and America, their founder.

Somehow America learned that Zydrate was extracted from the dead and sold his own version of it in the black market. Wary of this, England referred to America and his fellow Zydrate dealers as "Graverobbers" and ordered they be executed on site.

What made America an even bigger thorn in England's side was his suspicions about Austria being addicted to America's version of Zydrate. Lately Austria was always in a drug-like haze, and was always enhancing himself with surgery of some kind. In this haze, however, Austria was prone to committing lewd sexual acts just for a hit of Zydrate, as the tabloids described.

Outraged, England had Austria form the "Zydrate Support Network," a rehabilitation center for Zydrate addicts and how to quit the addictive drug.

One of the good things about Austria was that he always came with a silver lining. With his constant surgeries, Austria helped England promote surgery as a fashion statement, helping the New British Empire flow economically. With all the money the Empire had, England could have solved America's financial crisis in the earlier 21st century and still have a few million for himself.

However, England also began to notice some of his patients were falling into debt and could not pay for their expensive surgeries. Though GeneCo offered organ financing, the monthly payments could still be too much for the less fortunate patients.

Unfortunately for them, England passed a law that declared repossession of his organs legal. He needed to keep money flowing, and in no way was he letting his GeneCo organs be used by the financially unfortunate.

Some countries immediately signed to become Repo Men, especially throughout the Middle East, Africa, Central and Southern America, and some southeastern Asian countries as well. These were countries that were willing to help the New British Empire by any means necessary, even through what was basically legal assassination. Some other countries needed to be persuaded to enforce the law, however. But England was able to get his Repo Men working efficiently, and the world lived in constant fear. England would smile; he was slowly turning back to a modern version of the Dark Ages.

But he'd soon remember that there was only one nation that was neutral, had not joined neither the New British Empire nor the Underground Resistance. England had tried numerous times to persuade the timid nation, but it was completely blocked off from the world… again.

Where was Japan?

Yeah... there's probably a crapload of plotholes. I'm more than happy to answer any questions you have for me. Expect total OOC-ness and crack pairings. Only one lemon in this entire thing, sadly, but lotsa violence and language, I guess.

Next Chapter: "Genetic Repo Man." America tells his fellow nations what happens when someone tries to cross a Repo Man.