Harry Potter and the Curse of the Overused Pun
Author's Note: Something stupid I came up with at three in the morning. Do not read if puns get on your nerves. Siriusly.
Disclaimer: Harry ain't mine.
Sirius looked at himself in the mirror...it was five and he had already shaved once. "Crud, I'm hairy." He said. "I need to shave again."
"Actually, I'm Harry." Harry grinned from the hall as he peeked in.
"Shove it, Harry, I'm serious."
"Yes, you actually are Sirius." Harry grinned.
"Oh, I get it. Good one Harry." Sirius shook his head.
"Sirius, you actually are hairy." Harry said, looking at Sirius' whiskers.
"I thought you said you were Harry?"
"No, I'm serious. You're hairy."
"Okay, so I'm Harry and you are Sirius."
"No...I'm seriously Harry." Harry grinned.
"Well, you can't be both." Sirius shrugged. "So let's get this straight...I'm Sirius and you are Harry?"
"Harry isn't hairy." Remus said as he passed.
"Then who am I?" Harry asked.
"Excuse me?" Remus said, confused.
"He thinks he's Sirius." Sirius said.
"What? Are you serious?" Remus asked.
"I'm Sirius, but he Siriusly thinks he's Harry."
"I know I'm Harry, but Sirius keeps saying that he's Harry."
"I may be Sirius, but I'm hairy." Sirius said.
"Okay, now I'm really getting confused." Remus said. "Who's Sirius and who's Harry."
"I'm serious, but I'm Harry."
"And I may be hairy, but I'm Sirius."
"Will one of you please just be serious for a moment?" Remus said in exasperation.
"I'm serious/Sirius!" they both said in unison.
"Seriously, this is getting out of hand." Remus said.
"Serious, Remus?"
"I'm dead serious." Remus answered.
"Oh, so you're not only Sirius, but you're dead now?" Harry grinned.
"What?" Remus said. "I'm not Sirius."
"Yes we know, you are a prankster." Harry said. "What a kidder you are, Sirius."
"Now stop this! You're Sirius and you're Harry!" So saying, Remus shaved every inch of hair from Sirius' head and put a laughing charm on Harry so he couldn't be serious at all. "There! I've done it! I've solved the curse of the...
DUH DUH DUH...
OVERUSED PUN!!!!!
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Possibly the stupidest thing ever written. YAY!
Author's Note: Something stupid I came up with at three in the morning. Do not read if puns get on your nerves. Siriusly.
Disclaimer: Harry ain't mine.
Sirius looked at himself in the mirror...it was five and he had already shaved once. "Crud, I'm hairy." He said. "I need to shave again."
"Actually, I'm Harry." Harry grinned from the hall as he peeked in.
"Shove it, Harry, I'm serious."
"Yes, you actually are Sirius." Harry grinned.
"Oh, I get it. Good one Harry." Sirius shook his head.
"Sirius, you actually are hairy." Harry said, looking at Sirius' whiskers.
"I thought you said you were Harry?"
"No, I'm serious. You're hairy."
"Okay, so I'm Harry and you are Sirius."
"No...I'm seriously Harry." Harry grinned.
"Well, you can't be both." Sirius shrugged. "So let's get this straight...I'm Sirius and you are Harry?"
"Harry isn't hairy." Remus said as he passed.
"Then who am I?" Harry asked.
"Excuse me?" Remus said, confused.
"He thinks he's Sirius." Sirius said.
"What? Are you serious?" Remus asked.
"I'm Sirius, but he Siriusly thinks he's Harry."
"I know I'm Harry, but Sirius keeps saying that he's Harry."
"I may be Sirius, but I'm hairy." Sirius said.
"Okay, now I'm really getting confused." Remus said. "Who's Sirius and who's Harry."
"I'm serious, but I'm Harry."
"And I may be hairy, but I'm Sirius."
"Will one of you please just be serious for a moment?" Remus said in exasperation.
"I'm serious/Sirius!" they both said in unison.
"Seriously, this is getting out of hand." Remus said.
"Serious, Remus?"
"I'm dead serious." Remus answered.
"Oh, so you're not only Sirius, but you're dead now?" Harry grinned.
"What?" Remus said. "I'm not Sirius."
"Yes we know, you are a prankster." Harry said. "What a kidder you are, Sirius."
"Now stop this! You're Sirius and you're Harry!" So saying, Remus shaved every inch of hair from Sirius' head and put a laughing charm on Harry so he couldn't be serious at all. "There! I've done it! I've solved the curse of the...
DUH DUH DUH...
OVERUSED PUN!!!!!
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Possibly the stupidest thing ever written. YAY!