Disclaimer: I don't own Batman, Alfred, Deadpool, Spider-Man or Gotham. (Even though I wish I did)
A/N: Deadpool goes Trick or treating a day late! And in the wrong universe!
Die Hard Trick or Treating
It was the day after Halloween, and Bruce Wayne was dumping out all the leftover candy from last night. He had Alfred take down all the scary Halloween decorations and such. They were now sitting in a garbage bag next to the front door. Bruce was about to take it outside for the garbage men to pick it up, when his doorbell rang.
"Who could that be?" he muttered to himself.
He opened the door revealing a man dressed in an all red spandex suit with black in some places. Some of you may know him as Deadpool
"Trick or treat!"Said Deadpool, holding out his pillowcase.
"Halloween was yesterday," Bruce said to the man. "Who are you supposed to be anyway?"
The man huffed and crossed his arms, "I'm Deadpool. And what do you mean Halloween was yesterday!"
"I mean, yesterday was the day when children dress up and go collect candy from strangers."
"Oh. That must have been some party last night… Where am I?" Deadpool rubbed his neck.
"You're in Gotham."
"Gotham? You mean like the DC universe? Oh, crap…" Deadpool looked at his belt in amazement. He couldn't believe that it had taken him to the city of Gotham.
"Are you okay?" Bruce asked the man.
"Huh, oh yeah I'm fine! I'm only stuck in an alternate universe where nobody knows who I am!"
"Good bye." With that Bruce slammed the door on the insane person standing outside his door.
"Hmm…Maybe if I press this a few times it'll take me back to the Marvel universe…" Deadpool hit the button on his chest several times until it started to hum. "I hope this works…" as soon as he finished this sentence, the teleporting belt took him back to New York. He landed right in the middle of Spider-Man's apartment.
"What the?!? Where did you come from?" asked an amazed Peter Parker, who was staring at the costumed anti-hero with his mouth open. He had been trying to watch an episode of Lost when Deadpool had appeared in front of his TV.
Deadpool laughed. "Gotham."
"And where is that?" Spider-Man asked with a confused look on his face.
"The DC universe." Deadpool answered simply. Peter stared at him. Deadpool left without another word.