"Why are we doing this?"
"Because."
"That is not an answer."
"It is now."
"We're going to get detention."
"Nah."
"Yeah, we will."
"What makes you say that Draco?"
"Well, for starters, WE'RE PUTTING FROGS DOWN SNAPE'S TROUSERS!"
"Wow, really? I didn't know that!"
"Don't be sarcastic with me Harry!"
"You're so cute when you're angry honeybunch."
"Don't. Call. Me. That."
"Don't call you what?"
"I can't say it! It's foul."
"Honeybunch is not foul."
"Yes it is. I gag when I try to say it."
"No you don't. Watch the frogs, draga."
"Fine."
…
…
"What does draga mean? Oh, don't smirk at me like that!"
"I was not smirking at you."
"Yes you were. Now, answer the question."
"No. Hey! Draco, put me down now! I protest!"
"Wow Harry, that's a big word for you. Now, what does draga mean?"
"If you must know, it means 'dragon'. Now put me down."
"Oh, ok."
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…
"Why are you smiling like that draga?"
"I kind of like the name."
"Draga?"
"Yeah."
"Thought you would. Now, to Snape!"
"If I didn't know better, I'd think you were in love with him and not me."
"Good thing you know better."
"Yeah. Here we are."
"Yes! Now, give me the frogs and you knock."
"Why am I doing this?"
"You love me."
"Stupid love."
Knock, knock.
"Wha-IEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!"
"Ha! That was so worth it!"
"POTTER! DETENTION!"
"Well, we all knew that was coming."