To Kill a Mocking Turd-

By Ripper & Ian

(R/N- *grins evilly* yes. Ian, I believe they do not expect this story to go well. Well.. hehehehe! Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight.)

These are stories that are 35 words or less.

On Harry's birthday Ron said to him: Here's to you, Here's to me, May we never disagree, But if we do, The fuck with you, Here's to me. Harry ran away and cried.