Okay I started writing this when I first saw the promo for episode 1x08, so this is kind of just a different approach to what happens I guess.
Sorry about the name and the description, I'm not very good with those. :P

I don't own anything.

Date another Jewish girl?
His mom was crazy. Sure, he loved her, but really the last thing on his mind when trying to get a girl in the sack was asking her about her religion. He didn't care, as long as she put out.
He pushed that thought out of his mind and figured this one time he could do something to make his mom happy.

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Walking through the halls of school he tried to scan out potential girlfriends. After throwing his signature smirk to some girls chatting in the hallway, he realized he had a problem.

Of course he could get any girl he wanted, but he didn't know how he was supposed to puck out the Jewish girls from the... well, not Jewish girls.

'This is ridiculous' he thought to himself, already giving up.

With that he just looked straight forward and kept moving down the hall not looking at anyone else until he heard a familiar voice.

"Puck, wait up" it was Finn, his best friend since forever.

He wasn't in the mood to talk but he figured Finn might be a little suspicious if he ignored him.
Puck stopped and turned around, waiting for Finn to catch up.
He spoke up after Finn reached him and started walking again.

"Hey dude, what's up?" hoping that Finn would give a nice simple answer.

"Not much, a little stressed, but today just feels like it will be great!" Finn replied, still looking ahead with that goofy dazed smile of his.
Puck wanted to laugh at Finn's random enthusiasm, but he decided against it and replied.

"That's great, man. The best of luck to you with that-"
Finn could hear the sarcasm in his voice and cut him off.

"Don't you feel it? There's like... something in the-..."

Puck looked at Finn waiting for him to finish his sentence but noticed his goofy smile had gotten wider and he was waving to someone.
Puck looked in his line of direction, Berry? He didn't understand Finn's fascination with this girl.
She was a geek, way out of their league.

"Maybe Berry put something in your drink?" he said jokingly. Well, half joking. In this opinion that girl was nuts and he wouldn't put it past her.

Puck realized Finn wasn't even paying attention to him when he threw him a small wave and walked over to Rachel Puck rolled his eyes and walked past them. But what he did know is that he wished he had a slushy to throw at the both of them, that would wake them out of this school girl crush. Shaking this thought from his mind, he stopped at his locker and threw his back pack in there, only taking what he needed just in time for the warning bell to ring and everyone started running to class

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Glee club rehearsal took place right after school. He thought about skipping int, but figured if anything he could just find a chair in the back of the room and doze off. But he knew that was very unlikely, seeing as he probably would be expected to sing.
He wouldn't admit it [not even to himself] but Glee gave him a sense of pride, nothing like football could do for him.
Almost anyone can play football but it takes it takes someone with talent to be able to sing... and play guitar.
He smirked to himself, thinking about how awesome he is as he pushed open the doors to the music room.
Some of the geeks were already sitting in the room huddled around each other, Kurt gave him a little wave when he saw him and Puck replied with a nod and sat in the chair farthest away from them.

Everyone else slowly trickled in, besides Quinn who had been missing school ever since Ms. Sylvester and that creepy guy outed her pregnancy. Mr. Schue was the last one in as he walked past everyone handing them respectively their sheet music. Puck grabbed his own and started skimming over it, he noticed something was off. Schuester must have given him the wrong sheet music. He looked over at Finn who was staring at his own music with the same look of shock on his face.
He was about to speak up about it when Mr. Schue started talking.

"Today, we're going to switch things up, Puck and Rachel will be singing lead on this one. It was going to be Quinn, but in her absence, I think Rachel can handle this one."

That's when Rachel spoke up, "Mr. Schue, though I have no problem filling in for Quinn, I feel that Finn's voice is the be-"

Mr. Schue cut her off "Rachel, please. Like I said we're trying something new, now please, Noah, Rachel, come to the front"

Puck got up, wanting to laugh at the look on both Rachel & Finn's faces. He gave her a smirk, hoping to throw her off when when she walked towards him, but surprisingly she kept her gaze and stopped right in front of him.

And then he saw it.
It was like god parted the clouds and put a spot light right on her. Her hair blowing in non existent wind, as her necklace shown bright.
Rachel Berry was a Jew.

The first chapter is pretty short, and so is the next one, but don't worry they do get longer. Thanks for reading. :]