Federico Gaytan. Graduated top of his class in the Assguardian Academy. Now a full fledged agent of the Assguardians, a secret agency working to protect the ASSets around the world, to stand against The Thiccness; a shadow organization hellbent on getting DAT ASS!
Given his performance at the academy, Federico was tasked with protecting a VIP: Pokimane, "Poki" for short. One of the thiccest girls the world has seen. Her ass was already becoming word of legend, and an unresistable tepmtation for The Thiccness.
Federico's mission was simple. He was to pose as "Fed", a simple editor, and stay with Pokimane. Having done a good job as editor it was no problem for him to follow Poki as she joined Offline TV, a streamer house.
Be "Fed" the editor, protect Poki from behind the curtain, simple right? Turns out; no, no it wasn't...
Federico stood in front of the Assguardian Council, the rulers of the Assguarians.
"A 'CONTENT CREATOR'!?" Bellowed a voice from the council with a French accent. It was Saysera, a head of the council, the one designated to watch over Twitch, as an admin. "What were you thinking?" He continued. "What part of 'behind the curtain' was unclear to you?" Saysera asked.
"Listen, alright..." Federico started. "I didn't mean for that to happen, ok."
He continued: "Look, people just liked me, I guess. It just happened." Federico gestured with his arms as to say what could I do?
He straightened up. "And Poki. She's growing fast. She's going to hit one million soon, and I don't think that will be it. I needed to increase my sphere of influence! You've seen her chat, you've seen Youtube." Federico stated.
"The 'Thicc' spam, in Twitch." Saysera said in a calm, yet worried voice and continued: "...and 'Pokimane THICC' compilations on Youtube. The Thiccness is starting to swarm."
"Yes, exactly." Federico replied.
"Ok, then do what you have to, to protect it!" Saysera stated.
"Her." Federico interjected.
"It!" Saysera said with emphasis. "The girl is just the one dragging it around." He said coldly.
Federico's fists clenched.
"...oh" Saysera reacted. "You haven't, how do the kids say.." he paused as he looked at the rest of the council before turning back to Federico. "Caught 'feels', have you?" The council all chuckled.
Gritting his teeth, Federico replied."No, Sir."
"Good." Saysera replied. "Now, dismissed!"
As Federico bowed and started to leave, Saysera sternly said "'FOKI', stays a meme, Gaytan!"
Fed nodded, and left.
"EDISON!"
That..screech. It never failed to send a chill through Edison's spine. He turned around to see Leslie saunter in like a janky Harley Quinn.
She ended with skip in front of Edison. "How are we doing?" She asked with her usual cheery voice. "Do we have it yet?"
"Well.." Edison started and turned back to his screen, watching Pokimane. "Fed is stronger than I expected." He stated.
Leslie hugged Edison from behind and said softly: "I love you, and I trust you. But, we can't live off of Kimi forever. Do you have a plan to fight Fed?"
"Yes." Edison replied with a smile. "I do."
Edison brought up a file of a blonde woman. "Let me introduce you...to Yvonne!"