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You know Your Obsessed with Skulduggery Pleasant…
There are many pointers that can be seen on the road to obsession. The obsession these pointers are born from can often be confused with insanity, though of course, those people who accuse our fellow obsessors of this condition have often never heard of the worthy object of our fascination.
'Obsessor' is a term given to a being that has created a rather large, usually so huge that is completely annoys those they socialise or live with, fascination to a person, place or thing. Most 'things' in an obsessors life are usually books, movies, or items of significant value. One can argue, however, that these items of value can also be favourite books and movies in the obessors life.
This obsession can be expressed in many different ways, such as in dedications, hand-made plush toys, self-insert pictures or drawings, and Fan Fictions.
My name for today is Professor Obsessor, and if your interest has not already been reduced to a puddle of quivering mess due to the report styled writings, I will show you many different ways that you can tell if you are obsessed with the awesomeness created by the Golden God, Derek Landy, in his (insert really cool adjectives) book series, Skulduggery Pleasant.
You know you're obsessed with skulduggery pleasant when these things happen.
You have your own taken name.
Your taken name is somehow linked to something in Skulduggery Pleasant.
You wish you knew your true name.
You now think of 'ghastly' as a name, not a physical description of something.
You want to believe in magic again.
Your Skulduggery books are the best kept, most read books ever.
You leave the window open (if possible) at night, in the hopes that skulduggery would come through it.
You close it in case Remus Crux is out there somewhere.
You open it again… it's worth the risk.
Woo Hoo. now that this is the auther's note, I'd like to say a few things. One, I am officially awesome for having stopped procrastinating (I'm doing a media assignment on procrastination, so that'll be fun), Two, I'd like to thank some people (You guys know who you are) Three, I made up the word 'Obsessor', and Four, hit that little blue button down the bottom of the page... You know you want to.