Heaven made room for one naughty angel
In June 2014
3 months have now passed
And The Comedy Club
Is well and truly rocking
Because The Legend -
Dr Comedy himself
Is on his way
Rik steps out of his movie trailer
Follows the red carpet
And takes centre stage
In a shimmering cloud of dry ice
Schmooze
And sparkle
He makes his dramatic entrance
To enthusiastic cheers and applause
Blushes with joy as knickers are thrown on stage
The spotlight bathes his face
In a pure white light
Because it's time for Richie's solo show
The bar is open all night long
Drinks are flowing
Ice tinkles in the cocktail shaker
And the magic begins
Suddenly the air rings with his booming voice
Piece of cake thinks Rik
I'm back
The audience is so vast
They resemble the twinkling hundreds and thousands
On the gateau of God's creation
What a rowdy bunch
Thinks Rik
Looking up at the night sky
He savours the moment
When a confetti of winking stars
Spell out
'Let's do-oo –oo it'
I ain't through yet
Thinks Rik
Now what was my line?
Fuck it
I'm gonna be ok