Day 1
It's New Years and I'm still single! Yayyy! Okay no but seriously, I have a whole bunch of Glee kids surrounding me, kissing. You have the main couple Rachel and Finn, then there's Puck, Santana and Brittney, Tina and Mike, Artie and Mercedes, and finally Sam and Quinn. When the fuck did Mercedes and Artie become a fucking couple?! This is messed up.
Hi! My name is Kurt and I'm the only single person in the Glee club! I'm also the only out gay kid in this god forsaken high school. I hate it in here, it's a like a prison for people who have killed others. They have a prison for just those people right? They should. Anyways, I get bullied by this jackass, Karofsky. He makes it his mission to make my life a living fucking hell and he is succeeding. Not only does Karofsky hate me but others do too. People around here and fuck heads and their IQ is less my their shoe size, for most it can be okay but others it's like their more dumb then the squirrel in the tree by my bedroom window, he likes to hit his head on the tree.
Well fuck, these maniacs are dancing and they want me to join... Not gonna happen. I think i'm gonna go outside and try and find someone more interesting. Maybe the local homeless man who likes to sniff feet? I think it'll be a great idea.
I was on my way to the park to find Spike, the homeless man, when I hear a loud scream. I ran to see what it was. Turns out it was from Spike. He was getting beat up by a man in a uniform. I rush after him and I try pulling the man off, only to get punched in the gut. I didn't even flinch, this guy fights like a chipmunk! I laugh and looked at the guy, poking his shoulder. The guy stops hitting Spike and looks at me. He was wearing a mask so I couldn't get a look at his face. "Excuse me?" I say. "Can you tell me why you're hitting Spike?" I ask.
The man looks at me and laughed. "We were just playing. He wanted to see who cares about him. He's my friend." He explained, taking off his mask. He was gorgeous. He shook Spike's hand and walked off, stopping to wave back at them before walking off into the night.
I walk off, not even bothering to ask Spike who that was. He was determined to find out on his own. Damn that boy was gorgeous, what fucking planet was he from? It certainly wasn't this one, no one is hot from this planet.