I'm sorry if I mentally scarred anyone with this. I wrote this when I was high on cookies. Sorry for any grammar mistakes. I've never even tried Red Bull either, nor haven't watched the commercial in over a year (due to me not watching TV). I don't own Maximum Ride or Red Bull.
We were watching TV (well, everyone except Iggy. He was listening. But that's not the point) with Dr. Martinez and Ella. The commercial breaks came on, and we all looked away, bored at the interruption.
"Red Bull gives you wiiiiiings!" the announcer…announced.
"ROLFMAOLOLOMGBBQ!"
"I want wiiiiiings!" Ella yelled. Then, pulling a can of Red Bull out of somewhere, she downed it in 3 seconds flat. She grew wings, and flew away with the flock, before they all ran into an airplane and died. Except Iggy. Because he's awesome. And blind. Therefore, defying all logic, was the only one to see the plane coming and dodged.
Everyone lived happily ever after. Except Max. And Fang. And Nudge and Angel and Ella. Because they died. But everyone else was happy.
I said I was high on cookies. Besides, if you know anything about me by now, you should expect things that defy all logic anyways…