Vongola Board of Ridiculousness
This is where members of Vongola and it's allies post their complaints regarding anything that they found complaint worthy, mostly about the behavior of those in Vongola and it's assocative (e.g. Varia, Cavalonne, Shimon etc)
The board's official name is Vongola Board of Warning and Complaints
The Warning and Complaint Boards are posted on Vongola's Mafia Private Site, and most mafiosos checked it just to see who had generated the most complaint from others. Ironically, many place bets and competed to be the one that generated the most complaints. Hibari and Mukuro is winning so far without knowing such bets and competition existed.
From: Timoteo, Vongola Ninth Boss
To: Reborn, Sun Arcobaleno
Reborn, when I say that I wish to meet Tsunayoshi, your proper response should not be, "Fuck you, I'm worked enough as it is, don't go asking shits like that!". I'm aware that recent missions have been particularly stressing to you. How does vacation sounds to you?
To: Tsunayoshi Sawada
Tsunayoshi, your recent behaviour has been gradually become worrying, how does a psychiatrist sounds to you?
From: Hayato Gokudera
To: Everyone
This isn't funny, you bastards. Tell me where's my Storm Ring! I know someone steal it from me.
EDIT: Forget it, it's under my bed. My apology.
From: Tsunayoshi Sawada
To: Hibari Kyoya
Hibari, the next time somebody say that you could fight Xanxus or me if you run around Namimori stark naked, you should responded with a firm "No".
From: Xanxus, Varia Boss
To: Lussria, Sun Guardian of Varia
Trash, we are aware of that strange feather fetish of yours. But that doesn't mean you should cover the entire Varia HQ with it. No one but you is pleased when they woke up to find the extreme makeover of our HQ.
From: Fon, Storm Arcobaleno
To: Hibari Kyoya
Hibari, when my disciple I-Pin try to make conversation with you, your response should either be a polite refusal, or actually get along. Not striking her with your tonfa, I undestand that you're pissed, but I-Pin is a kid.
-No, saying "She's your disciple" doesn't justify your action.
-No, you won't get to fight me even if you run around stark naked, put your clothes on.
From: Verde, Lightning Arcobaleno
To: Dino Cavalonne
No matter how much you ask, I'm not making you a potion that will erase your clumsiness. Sawada is doing a quite good job with his, you should be able to follow his example.
-Saying "It's genetic" doesn't change anything.
From: Dino Cavalonne
To: Mukuro Rokudo
The next time you use your illusion to make my famiglia's HQ look like a Barbie castle, I won't help you if you managed to piss Tsunayoshi again. I'm one of his voice of reason, and I'm willing to abuse that privilege to get back at you.
From: Mafia Famiglia Bosses From All Over The World
To: Hibari Kyoya
We sincerely requested that you shall never get naked in public again. The video of your naked run has been spread all over Mafia world, and we're losing female members that way, some of us has barely enough member to run the business and can't afford losing any.