If you duel with fools

Hello! Today we will be discussing what it is like to duel with a fool. Why don't you tell this audience, Bakura?

Hi! I'm Bakura! When you duel with a fool, what the outcome of the duel is just depends on what kind of fool you're dueling. Once I dueled a foolish fool and…

Bakura, we all know that fools are foolish. Ok?

Oh, ok. Anyways, his name was Bonez. The evil spirit that controls me sent him to thea shadow realm. Just watch Yugioh, season 1. (music) Yugi is an idiotic, obnoxious, (beep******* beep*****)!

Bakura, this is NOT about that. NEXT! Sorry to the audience for this disturbing event!

(Bakura walks out)(Marik walks in)

Mr. Marik Ishtar, please do what Ryou could not: please tell this kind audience here what it is like to duel with fools.

Well, everyone I dueled was a fool. Well, everyone except for Yugi. When I dueled an old man on Broadway, NYC, he was absolutely horrible at dueling! He fell for every trick I threw at him! Until Yugi appeared, he always disrupts my duels! Ugh, why does he have to exist!? Why does that (beep*****) have to always get in my way!? (music) Huh? Where am I?(music)

(coughs) Marik, you're getting off topic… And, Mr. Muto is in the audience….

Well, that's great! I want him to hear EXCACTLY what I think about him!

Marik, out you go!

(Marik walks out)

(coughs) Sorry folks, but we will need to have a slight change in plans! We will take a small break from those disturbing incidents. Both Ryou Bakura and Marik Ishtar have yamis dwelling inside of them. No, no, don't be scared! Um, we have top ranked security and Yugi Muto in the crowd!

(crowd looks around) (no security nor Yugi)

Uh, um…..

(Marik and Ryou hold up the Millenium Rod and Ring and send everyone to the Shadow Realm except the guy saying 'NEXT!' who's name is Pete and the camera men)

Please, don't send me to the Shadow Realm!

(Marik holds up Millenium Rod and controls his mind)

Now, my mind slave, attack the camera men!

(Pete attacks camera men and….. YOU)

(you yell, AHHHH!) *author's note: it's mandatory to scream it. If not, you might not want to know what would happen to you. You do? Okay, you would turn into a boar within 3 seconds. Then, 34 seconds after, you can only quack like a duck. In 57 seconds, you will be normal. Then, a minute after that, you will become a pig, permanently.*