WELCOME TO THE THUNDERDOME! JK, it's another story by meh. I'm just gonna say this from the beginning, I took the idea of this story and made my own story from it so anyone who read the story I got the idea from, don't say I'm plagiarizing or some shit. I'm Irish bitches. We have pride. If I see an idea I like I take it and shape it into my own you hating fuckers. Got beef? Come at me bitches. Moving on…. I will still be doing disclaimers. I hope I don't have to fire the casting guy again. Too much mental anguish from the guys he picked. So first up is….. Alex Mason, his son David, and the legendary drummer Frank Woods.

Woods: Hey Sember, hows Menendez?

Still working on disposing some bodies.

Alex: God knows this story will be littered with them.

So true. So who wants to start?

David: I will. Sember2013 does not own anything except.. Frank take it away

Woods: What he created and…. Alex finish it

Alex: Can get away with. I like being here. Nice atmosphere.

I do need some security.

Alex: I'm in.

Woods: Me too

David: only if I go by section while on duty.

You're in call of duty. Just kidding, deal. HEY ALL 90 OF YOU USELESS RENT-A-COPS ARE FIRED. YOU"RE BEING RELACED BY LEGENDS.

Alex: You could afford a 90 man security force.

The last story went off pretty good. So yeah. Anyway onwards

The Sacrafice

The mighty warrior swung his sword at the huge creature known as the Lich that stood in front of him. "Give up already human. There is no possibility of you leaving here alive." Said the Lich, mocking and goading Finn to charge in bullheaded and stupid. "Your odds are no better you decrepit old skeleton." Said the 18 year old adventurer. "Then we die here together." Retorted the Lich. "If that will bring an end to your plans then so be it." Said the blonde haired beast.

"Big talk, but now you must back it up." Said the ancient evil. "I think my win-loss record against you says it all. Me 14, you 0. I have no problem giving all I have to save my friends." He retorted like the noble warrior he is. The Lich just laughed at the boy. "Why boy? You are so strong with so much potential and yet, you squander it. For what, people you either don't know or wouldn't do the same for you. "I do what I do so no one else must have to, regardless of whether or not they would do the same for me. It is my duty. Stop trying to corrupt my mind Lich, your words have no effect on me, especially since you're such a failure." Now it was his turn to goad the Lich.

"What are you talking about boy?" Said the Lich angrily. "Oh come off it you sad excuse for a monster. You've been trying to ruin the world an exterminate life for over a thousand years. You started the Great Mushroom War in hopes your goal of killing everyone would be fulfilled. Isn't that right Gregory?" The Lich snorted angrily at that name. "What's wrong big boy? That is your name right? Gregory Smith? Former Prime Minister of Great Britain in the year 2028?" He said mockingly.

"The one who started the war between the United States and China, the two largest superpowers in the world at that time period? Yeah, that's you. Unfortunately for the rest of us, the leaders of the countries of the world were idiots and didn't learn from the first Great War, World War One. Alliances never work out, and I know for a fact it was you who brought those back, proposing the option to your strongest neighbors in Europe and the U.S. to band together to oppose the growing Asian powers. Fear is a powerful ally ain't it?"

"Shut up you insolent child. I will not be insulted by some insignificant human brat. I am the Lord of Evil." The Lich bellowed. "No you're not. I've met him. And I know you're not him because you don't have a smokin' hot vampire daughter." He couldn't believe he just said that about Marceline. He'd never thought of her that way. "Ah, a love interest. She will be the first to die by my regenerated powers." The hero tried to hide his emotions from the Lich, knowing it could only hurt himself in the end. "Huh, you'd think that killing a daughter of anyone in cold blood would be hard for you, seeing as you already killed you own with that butcher knife.

Green flames shot out of the Lich's eyes out of anger. "Tell me, did you enjoy turning you 6 year old daughter into your first victim and serving her up with her mother, and your wife, as you first meal as a cold blooded psychopathic cannibalistic murderer?" The Lich screamed and charged at his antagonizer planning to impale him with his horn.

The hero simply side stepped the monster as its horn got stuck in the wall. It quickly broke off it horn to free itself. It hissed at the boy and began throwing its green fireballs at the boy. He easily dodged them till he stumbled and fell into the Lich's power well. The Lich let out a hearty laugh as he felt the feeling of victory creep up inside him.

He quickly floated over to his alchemy table to finish the spell to increase his power well's rejuvenation powers. As he was working, he failed to notice the boy pull himself out of the disgusting, green, poisonous liquid. He firmed his grip on his sword and as it skated across the ground while he was attempting to stand up, it alerted the Lich. "But… how?" asked the Lich shocked that the boy was still alive, let alone able to stand.

The boy attacked with a new found ferocity. He was slashing and cutting the Lich, who had no power to stop him, and could only try to dodge. The lich was finally able to land a blow on the beast that he had unintentionally created. He quickly got as far away as possible, knowing the end was finally coming to him soon. He had one last plan though. The lich began casting the spell and the enraged hero regained his composure and began making his way to the Lich to finish what he started.

Right before the Lich's head was cleaved off with one mighty swing, he finished the spell. Soon after the Lich was dead and gone, the earth began to shake and the underground cave began to collapse. The human ran over to his passed out companion and brother, grabbed him and ran. Even with the boy's incredible speed, he just barely escaped the cave in time before its collapse.

"Did we do it Finn?" asked the yellow bulldog. "Yeah. We did it Jake." Said the human in a raspy, manly voice. "Finn?" asked Jake. "What?" "What happened to your voice?" "I have no ide-" he stopped as his voice cracked and returned to normal. "Well, guess it doesn't matter now." Said Finn lying down on his back on the dirt, basking in the warm light of the sun. "I can't wait for our celebration party when we get back." Said Jake in a tired but excite voice. Before Finn could answer the ground began to shake violently.

"Jake, what's happening?" asked Finn as her struggled to return to his feet. "Earthquake." Said Jake as the shaking became more violent to the point the two brothers gave up on standing and dropped to their stomachs and covered their heads. Jake quickly stretched his body and formed a shelter over Finn knowing he was more hurt then he lead on. Jake moved all his organs to a safe part of his body for some extra security. Things were falling on the outside of the dog-shelter as Jake watched down at Finn. He kept himself quiet, if Finn wasn't going to make a sound about his injuries neither was he.

The two stayed that way silently through the whole 20 minute quake. "Oh glob this is really bad Finn." "Why, what's wrong?" asked Finn. "Some of the most destructive earthquakes ever lasted a minutes, this one was extremely strong and lasted over twenty times the normal time. All of OOO could be destroyed." Finn's eyes went wide, "Come on we've got to go check on the kingdoms." Once Finn got up to get moving, he quickly fell, holding onto his stomach and knee.

"Hold on buddy. I'll carry you." Said Jake as he turned into a large dog and gingerly picked up Finn with a fifth hand he grew out of his back. After securing Finn and the family sword he charged off to the Candy Kingdom. On his way there he saw destroyed forests and small houses that had laid on the outskirts of various kingdoms. He had no time to stop to help the people, Finn needed help and the Candy Kingdom had the best technology to help him.

Jake didn't even stop to notice the other kingdoms, he had tunnel vision. When he got the kingdom he was surprised. With the acceptation of a few of the older and weaker houses of the kingdom, everything was intact. There seemed to be a lot more people though. He didn't really care, it just gave him less to worry about as he carried Finn to the hospital. When Jake brought him in, he was rushed to the E.R. A.S.A.P for treatment.

(5 hours later)

Princess Bubblegum came out of the surgery room covered in blood. "How is he PB?" Jake asked immediately. "It's a miracle. He survived he Lich's well and came out nearly unscaved." She told him reassuringly. "He fell into the well?" Jake asked surprised. "Yeah and he was in there for a while too. We found a lot of it in his stomach and lungs. He'll be fine though. You will need to get him some Cyclops tears though. He tore his the ACL in his right knee really bad. It will take a very long time to heal without them." She told him.

Jake opened a small pouch in his body and pulled out a vial of the tears. "Wow. Nurse?" PB called. When one arrived she told her to go make Finn drink the entire vial right away. The nurse quickly left to do as instructed. "Jake? Did the Lich cast any spell or something before whatever happened there? I don't know because I haven't had time to get the details from either of you." Said PB. "Yeah, I think he did. Right before Finn ended him I think. I was just beginning to wake up from being knocked out by the Lich so it was pretty fuzzy. We'll have to ask Finn. Why?" He asked

"Jake, you didn't notice when you entered the kingdom?" She asked him. "Notice what?" he asked confused. "Jake, there's another one of us only the opposite gender." She told him. "Wait, like the Ice King's fan fic?" "Exactly like it. In fact, the female versions of you and Finn are exactly as they were described in it. So was the male version of me." "Whoa, you already met them?" "Yeah, I sent them to your house, since it's technically there's too."

"How'd the ice king even know about them in the first place?" asked Jake. "Probably saw it with those crazy wizard eyes and thought it was just his imagination being amazing." PB guessed. "Good thought. When Finn's ready, can you call them here?" Yeah no prob. He'll be fine in about three hours thanks to the tears." Jake gave a big sigh of relief, "That's a relief." He said.

Little did they know, inside of Finn, he was changing. His very soul was being tainted and reshaped. He would remain the hero he was. But for how long? That was the problem.

I like this story so far. I hope everyone else will too.

Alex: You motha fucka's better learn to review more.

Woods: Or else.

Section: We gonna fuck you a nigga up.

Oh this is definitely going to be fun.