Me: Heheh...

MP: You have a very sick mind.

Me: Hey, just be glad that I DON'T OWN FURUBA!

MP: -gets sudden disturbing images- ACK!

--Chapter One--

"HEY YUKI!"

"YES KYO?"

"DO YOU WANNA HAVE HOT SMEXY BUTTSEX?"

"SURE, KYO!"

"MMMM!"

"OHHH!"

"HARDER KYO HARDER!"

"OHHH!"
"MMMM!"

"OH YUKI YOU'RE SO GOOD!"

"OHHH!"
"MMMM!"

"And... CUT!"

Kyo and I sat in our chairs and stared. We kind of had to, as we were tied to the chair with our eyes taped open.

"Alright , Shigure, Ayame, you can stop it with the puppets now!" came the voice from behind the video camera.

"MMMM!"

"I SAID, you can STOP NOW!"

Shigure and Ayame, looking disappointed, mumbled, "Yes, Tohru..."

She came out from behind the camera, stood in front of us and asked, smiling, "So, do you two want the part?"

I think it was then that I fainted...

--E#N#D--

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!

wipes tears of laughter from eyes ohh... I'm sorry... I'm so sick...

MP: Yes. Yes, you are.

Me: REVIEW!