Title: ~Alibi

Summary: None yet.

Category: Soul Eater

Rating: T for perverted comments and possible swearing. :D

Pairings: KidxOC, OCxOC, SoulxOC (the OC's are different, cause there are lots...)

Written By: ladylily101 and xxxBlack-Opalxxx as a collaboration! Yes, it's another one!

AN from xxxBlack-Opalxxx: Haha, first chapter! Naku nagged me Dx well, it's short-ish, but fairly good.

AN from ladylily101: OMG! Another collab! Includes LOTS of OCs, which isn't what I prefer to do most of the time, but it's fun to have OCs to use every so often. Hope you guys like! :D

CHAPTER 1: Ode To Joy

Damian's POV:

I ran through the hallway... Well the past 50 hallways... unliked, unloved, unsettled. A huge pain in the ass to everyone I'd ever met. Right now all my considerable talent and strength was totally focused on one thing: Getting to class on time.

I approached my homeroom, almost out of breath from the excessive running I had done to get there.

I reached for the doorknob, before pulling my hand back, and considering skipping the first day of school to avoid having to explain why I was so late.

Upon deciding that was an awful idea, I continued on my way in to meet the other students.

"Hello?" A man with gray hair and a screw in the side of his head turned to stare at me.

"I, uh-" I felt my self grow pink, "Sorry I'm late sir!"

"Mmmm…" The teacher narrowed his eyes, as if examining me, "Damian right?"

I nodded.

"Care to explain why you're late?"

I blinked, "Uh…"

Usually the teacher wouldn't put a new student on the spot, to be humiliated in front of the whole class.

"I got lost…" I sighed.

"Common mistake." He looked back at me, obviously confused at why I was so embarrassed about the whole ordeal; "I'm your teacher, Dr. Stein."

"I know." I glanced at the rest of the class, only to notice that many of the technicians were busy picking out who they wanted to use as their weapons.

"Everyone has already introduced themselves, why don't you do the same?" Dr. Stein pushed back from his desk, putting his feet up.

I nodded, and turned around to face the class, "Hey, I'm Damian!"

"I'm Alexia, nice to meet you. Technician or weapon?" A girl across the room shot at me.

"Weapon." I stated plainly.

"What kind of weapon?" Dr. Stein shot me an annoyed look.

"I, uh…" I blinked, "Um."

As the class continued to stare at me, I felt myself grow redder.

"I can change into a battle axe sir! An axe!" I finally managed to spit out.

A couple of kids, obviously technicians, shot glances at each other and walked over to me.

Alexia, the girl from before, was one of them.

"That's a nice weapon." A boy, who probably stood about a foot taller than me smirked.

"Any technician preferences?" another kid asked.

"Girl." I replied quickly.

A tad too quickly.

A couple of kids started laughing, "We have a player over hereeeeeeee!"

It took a couple of seconds to realize the message that what I had just said sent out.

"I-I didn't mean that-" I stammered.

"Nah, it's ok man, we're all like that!" someone punched me lightly on the arm.

I turned around to see who it was.

Alexia, it seemed, had been the one.

I stared at her for a moment, before stating rather bluntly, "I want her."

"I, uh- what?" Alexia blinked, "Sorry, you can't just claim me."

I narrowed my eyes, "Why not?"

"Our soul wavelengths probably aren't even compatible!"

"Then let's find out, shall we?" I sighed.

And then I transformed.

I was rather proud of my weapon form, from the red ribbon that matched the tone of my favorite scarf to the oddly patterned triangles all across the blade.

"Oooo..." I heard people exclaim across the room.

"Very nice," said Alexia appreciatively.

She picked me up easily, and swung me around a bit.

"Well proportioned, not too heavy, nice long blades," I heard her murmuring to herself.

Alexia quickly spun about and whacked one of the other students.

"OWWW!!!" they exclaimed, as red, orange, and yellow sparkles flew from the edges of the axe blade and I acted on instinct.

"LA-LA-LA-LA-LA-LA-LA-LA-LA-LA-LA-LA-LA-LALA," I sang to the tune of "Ode to Joy," and everyone covered their ears.

Alexia dropping me in the process of doing so.

"Warn me next time you do that, okay?" she said once I had transformed back.

"Sorry," I mumbled, and then looked up at her. "Next time?"

"Yeah, next time. Our soul wavelengths seem to match pretty well, and having a battle-axe will be pretty cool. So, you still wanna be my weapon?"

I nodded enthusiastically.

Alexia stuck out her hand to help me up, and Dr. Stein clapped his hands.

"Alright, class, those two are taken! Each of you need to hurry up and choose a technician or weapon, depending on which you are yourself. Weapons, come up to the front of the class and say what weapon you are to speed up the process a little."

About half the class went up, and began introducing themselves.

There were a handful of swords, a one-sided axe, a cannon, a couple club-like things, a kanabo, a morning star, a surujin, a crossbow, and a bow and arrow.

The technician that ended up with the one-sided axe glared at me and Alexia, as if it were our fault that they were getting a measly one-sided axe as opposed to a cool battle axe.

Iris, a technician Alexia had been talking to while the weapons demonstrated what they were, pointing out their pros and cons, chose the bow and arrow, a shy girl and her brother that liked to stay transformed as much as possible.

As the rest of the technicians finished picking their weapons, Alexia and I sat in our seats, conversing.

Until my eyes began to involuntarily start following a few girls around the room.

Well, it was partially involuntarily.

"Damn, it's gotta be illegal to look that good." I muttered before I could catch myself.

"Pardon!?"

"Oh, um, nothing!" I said quickly, but I felt the tops of my ears get a bit pink, so I shook my hair a bit to cover them.

Alexia glared at me suspiciously as she continued our conversation.

I tried to concentrate on what she was saying, but my eyes, once again (though slightly more involuntarily this time), began examining the girls that walked back and forth in front of Alexia and me.

Suddenly, I stood up and walked quickly over to one of the girls right in the middle of one of Alexia's sentences.

"and so I guess-Hey! What are you doing?" she exclaimed.

"Hey there," I said, making my voice deeper, "I've forgotten my phone number...can I have yours?"

The girl blinked a couple times, then walked off quickly.

"Damian, what are you doing?!" said Alexia.

"Trying to pick up some girls." I sighed, before coming back over and sitting down.

I glanced over at Alexia for a moment, and after getting past the disgusted look she had on her face, I realized she was quite attractive herself.

"So…" I smiled, scooting a little closer to her.

Then, going on a whim, I placed my arm around her shoulder.

What happened next hadn't been what I was expecting.

"Get off of me!" Alexia screamed and hit me.

Rather hard if I do say so myself.

I grabbed her wrist, hoping to calm her down. And get her to be quite before she attracted too much attention.

Instead, she screamed, "SEXUAL ASSAULT!"

So I let go, and quickly moved myself to the other side of the room.

But when I sat down again, I couldn't get the picture of Alexia out of my head.

AN from xxxBlack-Opalxxx: WIN! I'M DONE WITH IT MAY AND NAKU! BE HAPPY!!!

AN from ladylily101: Epic win. Please review!! (Chapter 2 should be up soonish, btw).