The weirdsiders part 4!
Two-Bit Mathews didn't always use his head , when it came to when to say something and when not too. or singing it in this case. This is one of those times...
Two-Bit: OHH!! I Need a Dirty Women OHH!! I need a dirty girl!!
Steve: Two-Bit Shut up! Your standing in the middle of a bingo hall full of old ladies and that's what you sing?!
Two-Bit: Yeah! Why not?? They must think I'm hot stuff!
Steve: We're here to pick up my Grandma! And do you really want them to hit on you??
Two-Bit: I like older women!
Steve: is 80 old enough for you??
Two-Bit : what do you mean??...
Steve: forget it .lets go get Grandma Randle.
Grandma Randle played bingo every Thursday night and Steve always picked her up, he didn't wanna be alone , so he asked Two-bit to come with him, after Soda couldn't . She had met Two-Bit before and had thought he was " overweight and had bad hair"
Two-Bit: there she is!! I wanna say hi first!!
Steve: go right ahead……JUST DON'T MAKE A MOVE ON HER!!!
Two-Bit ran over to where he saw Steve's Grandma and nearly gave her a heart attack.
Two-Bit: HELLO….GRANDMA RANDLE HOW ARE YOU?!
Steve: Super dope! she's old not deaf stupid!! Stop yelling at her like that!.
Two-Bit: oops.. Sorry…
After Grandma Randle had recovered from Two-Bit yelling at her. she finally said something back.
Grandma Randle: Oh ! Two-Bit is that you?! you look different! have you put on more weight from the last time I saw you??
Grandma Randle grabbed Two-Bit stomach and began to shake it .
Grandma Randle: oh dear!! you need to go on a diet !!
Two-Bit: Uhh..thanks Grandma Randle.
Grandma Randle: and what are those things on your face?!
Two-Bit: Sideburns..
Grandma Randle: shave them off! They look like you shaved someone's head and glued them to your face!
Steve was rolling on the floor laughing so hard at what his grandma was saying to Two-Bit.
Two-Bit: shut up Steve!!
Steve: man this is too good! This is almost as good as the time I brought Soda with me here to pick her up!! she called Sandy a cheap tramp and told Soda he had a nice ass !!
Two-Bit: Steve! That is the grossest thing I have ever heard!!….. when we get back I'm totally making fun of for having an 80 year old hit on him.!!
Grandma Randle: oh I like Sodapop!! What a nice young man! And so handsome! Why didn't you bring him this time?? And by the way is he seeing an one anymore?!
Steve: whoa Grandma! And yes he is still with Sandy ! I told you that!
Grandma Randle: that Cheap Tramp!
Steve: told you Two-Bit… she doesn't like Sandy.
Two-Bit: I've noticed….
Grandma Randle: you know Two-Bit…. You look like an actor I've seen before…
Two-Bit: yeah ?? who??
Grandma Randle: Emilio Estevez! but only fatter!
Steve and Two-Bit turned to each other and laughed . Emilio Estevez! Yeah right!
Steve: yeah Grandma!, and I'm Tom Cruise!! Yeah I don't think so!
Grandma Randle: now that you sa..
Steve: come on Grandma Randle!! Lets get you out of here !
Two-Bit : boy your grandma has so crazy ideas!!
Steve: yeah I know! Pshh! I'm WAY better looking then Tom Cruise!
Steve and Two-Bit took Grandma Randle back to the Curtis's house. When Grandma Randle saw Soda and Sandy, she beat Sandy away with an umbrella. so she could have Soda to herself.
Soda: OH MY GOD!! HELP ME STEVE!! YOUR GRANDMA KEEPS GRABBING MY ASS!! AHHH! LEAVE ME ALONE
Grandma Randle: BUT IT'S SO CUTE!! JUST LIKE YOU!! HAVE I EVER TOLD YOU LOOK LIKE A MOVIE STAR!!??!!
After chasing soda for an hour .. Grandma Randle gave up. and Soda can never look at Grandma Randle again without thinking she wants to touch his ass.
END.