Ed is so short not even Naruto could believe it!! (me: BURN!!)
What type of car would Alphonse Elric sell?
Answer: Nissan!(Neji)
What
is red and can be found against a wall?
answer: A state alchemist
What is red and in a burn pile?
answer: Some one who called Ed small.(like Roy)
What is green, and drenched?
answer: Envy in the gardening department (message me if you don't get it)
What's
black and red and found in a ditch?
anwser: Roy telling to many
short jokes.
What's armless and full of holes?
Answer: Scar
What's black and cold?
Answer: Envy's heart! (me: sorry Envy lovers!)
What's
Al's favorite dance?
Answer: The Robot (me: OMG GOD KILLED A
KITTEN O.O NOOOOOOOO!!)
What's
sparkley and will blind any passer by?
answer: Armstrong in a
Speedo. (me: god if Armstrong wasn't enough! also if your having
trouble imagining it look it the back of volume 8 Arakawa actually
drew Armstrong in a Speedo)
Ed's so small he makes Napoleon (me: not Napoleon Dynamite you nOObs!) look tall!
What's
brown, red and found in a hole?
answer: me (look above to know
why)
What
did one shrimp say to the other?
answer: nice automale!
I told you bad FMA jokes!! didn't you read the title?