Authors Notes
Hi guys and girls! To those who have read the previous Fairy Tail Interrogations, we are very sorry that it was taken down. But no matter, WE'RE BACK BETTER THAN EVER! And for those who are reading this for the first time, each chapter will be dedicated to a different group which you will be able to send questions to us and we will forc- I mean TRY to make them answer truthfully! This is a collaboration between Me and A-iroha formerly known as Yamanobe Reina
Scene change
The image on the screen was now that of a dark room with a young teen standing in a spotlight .
"Welcome to Fairy Tail Interrogations! I'm your host Kinata and today is the return of our oh so beloved show... Hehehehehehehehe" The now named girl then proceeded to pull a rope next to her which then caused another spotlight to fall onto a group of people tied up in various positions, one of which was covered head to toe in ropes.
"As you can see, we have most of the Fairy Tail guild and we will soon be capturing the rest of the guilds in a totally random and not planned at all beforehand pattern after which we will then proceed to TAKE OVER THE WORL-! Mmmmmph!" Another girl who looked slightly older than Kinata marched up to her and covered her mouth before apologising to the audience.
"I apologise if my idiot of a friend has caused any alarm. I'm afraid that she hasn't taken her medication today yet." Shooting a glare at her friend whose face was now turning blue for a lack of oxygen, she then continued to speak " You see what you made me do?" Ignoring the weird chocking noises she was making, "I had to APOLOGISE to them! What kind of friend are you? Making me apologise to inferior beings… Honestly!" Now bored with depriving her friend of air, she released Kinata who then lay on the ground gasping for air while flopping around like a fish out of water.
The group of tied up people who were up till then ignored stared at the scene with incredulous faces.
"Why do I always have to be kidnapped by weirdos?!" A certain Lucy Heartfillia moaned.
Happy who was next to her replied saying "But Lucy, aren't you a weirdo yourself? I guess that's why they're all kidnapping you."
Lucy then dragged herself to the emo corner all the while crying anime tears and mumbling to herself.
Natsu burst out laughing before saying "Hey! Maybe they want you to join the weirdo club or something! Hahahahahaha!"
Lucy only cried more anime tears at this.
"Kinata… Didn't I tell you to gag them after you tied them up?" A dark and scary voice asked.
The cast of Fairy Tail all turned around to face the angry girl who was directing killing intent while glaring at a frightened Kinata.
"I'M SORRY REINA-SAMA!" They all sweat dropped at Kinata who was on the floor bowing at the feet of the other girl.
'What kind of friend is she?' Was the combined thoughts of the assembled Fairies.
"Hmph! Don't do it again." Reina then turned towards the audience and glared at them.
"Send in your questions or I'll –" Kinata popped up and interrupted Reina's threats screaming
"MAKE THEM AS CRAZY AS POSSIBLE!"
"HOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE TO TELL YOU! DON'T INTERRPUT MY THREATS!"
"Well… I guess that's the end of the chapter! Be sure to send in your questions!" Happy said. Totally ignoring the scene of violence occurring behind him.
"Until next time!" Happy waved to the viewers before the screen blacked out.
Author's notes (again)
We apologise that this chapter is so short but our previous data went missing... *Goes to the emo corner to cry*
Oh yes and the emo corner is back again! after being jobless for quite some time it eventually came crawling back.
Please send in more questions and we will try to answer as best as we can! Till next time~