One Towel to Rule Them All

by safsren

A spoof on the classic LOTR poem...I was bored while doing my chores....What was going was I was washing the dishwasher and I had been reading LOTR so this spoof popped into my head, my bit of randomness in poem form

One Towel to Rule Them All...

Three towels for the elven kings under the sky

Seven for the dwarf lords in their halls of soap

Nine for mortal men doomed to clean

One for the dark soap in the land of towels where soap suds lie

One towel to wipe them all, one towel to clean them

One towel to wash them all and in the soap suds bind them

In the land of towels where the soap suds lie