Author Note : Sequel of Strange Strange Fruit, sorry my grammar suck.
Disclaimer : Oda Eiichirou One Piece
Summary : Zoro and Sanji can't take it anymore!
Warning : Swearing word, ZoSan
Can't Take it anymore!
もう！やっぱりだめだ！
Zoro can't take it anymore he's been driven insane by Luffy!
Whenever he was taking a nap or training, Luffy always disturbed him by calling him daddy and ask him to play with him. If Zoro ignored him, Luffy will started to cry and calling out his mommy which resulted a kick or two in Zoro head. Just like today...
"HUWEEE! MOMMYYY!"
"Allright! That's it! What did you do to him this time, you marimo-head!" Sanji rushed out from the kitchen to see Luffy was crying again.
"I didn't do anything!" Zoro exclaimed.
"Oh, yeah? And why the hell he's crying and calling his mommy?"
"The hell should I know shitcook? I was taking a nap and then he started to crying!"
"Huh! You probably just ignored him again didn't you?"
"Then why didn't you take your responsibility? MOMMY?"
"What's that? You're asking for a fight shit-head?"
"Maa, maa, take it easy you two-" Usopp try to chilled out the situation
"SHUT UP LONG-NOSE!" Both shouting in perfect unison.
"If you value your life don't talk to them." Nami said lazily while reading her newspaper.
"Y-Yes ma'am..."
"Hiks, hiks.."
"Look! Now he's crying!"
"And was it my fault?"
"Hiks.. mommy, daddy..."
"Hey, you two..."
"Ha?"
"Yes, what is it Nami-swan?" eyes turning into heart shape.
"Since you're two are his parents, don't fight in front of him."
"Aa-"
"Don't you realize it? How do you feel if your parents always fighting in front of you?"
Both silence, no words
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"I..guess Nami-san is right..."
"..."
"About Luffy.. don't you think we're so... in front of him..?"
"..."
"Oi, marimo say something!"
"So what?"
"Huh?"
"What are you gonna do?"
"What're WE gonna do, Asshole.."
"Whatever..."
"You can't take it seriously, can you?"
"My, it looks like Swordsman-san and cook-san don't look too well?" Robin smiled.
"Robin-chan..."
"Oi, Robin..!"
"Yes, what is it Swordsman-san?"
"How long Luffy will stay like this?"
"Hmm, like I said before it depends." Robin shrugged.
"Urgh, what a pain in the ass..."
"I guess both of you have to keep playing this little family game for awhile." Robin said before she's walked off.
-_EnD_-
A/N: "Um, so what do you guys think? Should I write next chapter? Please give your
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