Sing in a horrible, horrible voice, even if you're really a good singer!
Beat him in basketball.
Get the lead for the school play
Tell him the truth. THAT HE SUCKS!
Tell him that Sharpay and Gabriella have become the best of friends.
Sick Ryan on him! Trust me, Ryan will be all over him, giving him huge kisses!
Make him wear Ryan's clothes. Did you ever notice how pink they are?
Make him listen to My Chemical Romance OVER AND OVER AGAIN!!!!
Tell him that no one likes him, which is true at my school.
Tell him Chad and Ryan are going out
Tell him that Sharpay is stalking him and show him a picture that you took of him sitting on his bed that is on Sharpay's phone even though YOU took the picture!
Give him a big, random hug, even if you hate his guts!
Fangirl squeal. Trust me, that annoys the hell out of EVERYONE. Once again, even if you hate his guts.
Make him listen to himself singing. Tell him it's him. Only, edit it so that the voice is messed up, high pitched, and girly.
Run through East High hallways shouting "RYAN EVANS HAS A HUGE CRUSH ON TROY BOLTON!"
Poke him. A lot.
Tell him how much you love cheese and pie, then don't stop following him until he hits you in the face
After he hits you in the face, laugh, and hit him back harder!
All you Twilight fans out there can sic your huge, giant, evil vampire or werewolf boyfriend or girlfriend on him!
Bite him… Really, really hard.