Monsters in the dark
Disclaimer: Damnit! I didn't think Up Neopets!
Author's note: I put this in the poetry contest and it didn't
win, but I thought it was too cute to just rot away in my computer's archives…
Oh, my Neopets user name is Natalilly,
which might make this make a little more sense.
One night when we were sipping
Hot chocolate before bed
My sleepy little Ixi
Raised her pretty little head
"Please Lilly would you tell us..."
(She was ever so polite)
"How we could finally banish
The monsters in the night?"
"Yes tell us!" Said my Bori,
Whose name is Telliohn,
"How can we completely hide from
All the night time fears we've known?"
Now I was rather startled
But thought it for the best
That I quell their thoughts of monsters
And put their fears to rest
'What sort of monsters are there
That you so dearly fear?
Speak up each and everyone,
So I can clearly hear...'
First said plush Jujerra
The Ixi who spoke first
"Of all the scary things there are
There's two things I fear worst...
And that's creeping Meuka
His endless tummy growling
And the sound of unknown Ghost Lupe's
Mournful spooky howling..."
"And mine..." squeaked timid Telliohn
"And silly it might be...
Is Spider Grundo might come one night
And eat me up for tea!
Or in the darkened hours
I might turn my head
And instead of my stuffed Kiko
I'll Hug Jelly Chia instead!"
Ayahmera spoke up after that
(My blue Aisha fairy)
"Like my sisters 'fore me both said
There are TWO things I find scary..."
"And that's the unseen Shadow Usul
Who moves without a noise,
Or waking up to find out that
Pant Devil stole my toys!"
I then looked to Caeldre
Who was sitting so quietly
I wondered what my Acara's
Worst night time fear might be...
She looked down at her paws
Shook her yellow head
Then mustering up her courage
She turned to me and said
"I think that the two things
That give me the worst fright
Is the idea that Von Roo
Might drag me into the night...
Or nasty wicked Vira
Might hold her mirror so I see
That all the pets in Neopia
Are prettier then me..."
I hugged my little Neopets
And told them not to fear
'There's nothing in Neopia
That will hurt you while I'M here'
And with hearts so greatly lightened
I put them all to bed
I could see now in their faces
There was no longer any dread
But as I retired into my room,
Though their fears were all gone
I decided that it wouldn't hurt
To leave my night light on...
