Melanie: Hi!!!!! This is for 11newsgirl11 who gave meh this idea when we were PMing. NOW I GET TO SPREAD DA AKUROKU-NESS TO TWO FANDOMS!!!! XD

Random: …*facepalm*

Roxas: Aw HELL NO.

Axel: Aw HELL YES!!!!

Melanie: DISCLAIMER~!!!

*My noctowl, Athena comes in* Melanie does not own Pokemon HeartGold or SoulSilver, she just owns one of the SoulSilver game consol's, and she does not own Kingdom Hearts, if she did…well…

Melanie: *happy fangirl thoughts XD*

Random: …Exhibit A.

Melanie: I actually named my Cyndaquil Axel. ^_^ Planning on getting an Eevee and naming him Roxas (going to evolve into Jolteon )! XD

Warning! : Implied same-gender pokemon mating, (is that considered M-preg? *thinking face * Ah well~!)

P.S I'm using the default name Lyra for the trainer in this, (even though I already have two OC's named Lyra. XD)


"Alright, I'm on my way!" A girl with brown pigtails and a huge white cap was hanging on to a large brown owl-like creature as she flew through the air, she was holding a cell-phone like device, called a pokegear. "I wonder what happened? I only left Ax and Rox there so I could get Tyson to evolve…."

The girl just past beside the glittering lights of Goldenrod City, before landing onto the soft grassy turf, a few yards away was a wooden house with a huge pasture. "Thanks, Athena. Return."

As soon as she returned her pokemon, an elderly man was running towards her as fast as his old legs could carry.

"Gramps?" The girl said.

"Oh! You're here! Great! Listen…" The old man and the girl waited. "We left Axel and Roxas in the kennel over night, and well…when we came back in the morning…"

The girl's eyes widened as she saw and egg appear from the man's coat.

"I don't know how, Lyra, but…they had an egg!"

The girl blinked in shock. "But…but they're both boys!!! How the heck-"

"That's what we're trying to find out, come inside…"


(Pokemon speak will be in bold)

"Damn you, Axel, damn you to Turnback Cave and Back!" A Jolteon was screeching at a Typhlosion who looked lazily up at the eevee-evolution.

"I don't know what you're worried about, Rox, I mean, we've…"

The jolteon's face turned bright red, while the fire pokemon gave a big grin. If I was a Persian I'd be purring right now…

"B-but! An egg…THAT NEVER HAPPENED BEFORE!!!"

His yelling mate had a point their Axel had to admit.

The Jolteon groaned and slumped to the ground beside him. "And just wait until…"

"AXEL AND ROXAS!!!"

"…Lyra find's out…"

Both there eyes widened in fear at their trainer's voice. She was a good trainer, loving and took care of them, but when she was pissed…

They both gulped as they heard very loud stomps coming…

"…We're dead."

Said brunet came walking over to her two cowering pokemon, face blank. "Care to explain what…

The egg was pulled in front of there faces.

…THIS is?"

"…I plead the fifth?" Axel said.

Roxas paw-palmed.


Done~!!

Question: Should I continue?