Itachi's Crisis
"OROCHIMARU!!" Itachi screamed.
"Yes," Orochimaru replied.
"Where's my new nail polish!? I just bought it yesterday! I spent hours looking for just the right kind and now it's gone! What did you do with it?" Itachi demanded throwing random objects at the evil villain.
"I think I saw Tobi with it earlier today. Why don't you ask him? I'm busy. Oh, would mind telling Miyu to come here for a moment. I need to test out a new poison on her," Orochimaru answered holding a hypodermic needle in his hand.
"Get your daughter yourself, you lazy-good-for-nothing. I'm trying to find my nail polish! TOBI!!" Itachi said, clearly annoyed at not being able to find his nail polish.
"Tobi heard Tobi's name. Is Tobi wanted?" Tobi inquired cheerfully.
"Give me back my nail polish or I'll rip about your entire body and feed it to Zetsu for dinner," Itachi threatened, smiling evilly.
"Tobi gave the nail polish away. Tobi sorry," Tobi apologized his head down and his voice like that of an innocent child who ate a cookie before dinner without knowing that they weren't supposed to.
"WHAT!! Who did you give it to!? I want my nail polish!" Itachi commanded in a loud, harsh voice.
"What's going on? Did poison Kisame's fish again?" Konan said tiredly.
"Someone poisoned my fish!!" Kisame yelled in alarm as he ran to go make sure that his pet was unharmed.
"Can I eat it if it's dead?" Zetsu begged.
"NO!! Tell me where my nail polish is before I kill us all!!" Itachi ordered as he took out his sword and began randomly swinging it around in the air.
"Itachi remember what happened last time you got angry and began swinging your sword around?" Pain asked in a concerned voice.
"Hey! That's unfair! I was told no dangerous weapons in the house, so I wasn't allowed to make my art! Why does Itachi get to use dangerous weapons in the house? It's not fair! Why does everyone like Itachi better than me?" Deidara complained.
"Stop complaining he's not allowed to use dangerous weapons in the house either. He's just really upset and we're trying to calm him down," Sasori explained.
"What happened? Did someone mention Sasuke again?" Deidara asked.
"NO!! Someone took my nail polish that I spent all day yesterday looking for. Do you know how hard it is to find that color in stores?" Itachi clarified.
"My fish is fine!" Kisame exclaimed happily as he showed everyone his unhurt fish.
Everyone just glared at him evilly and Kisame ran out of the room wondering what had gotten into everyone. Well, that's why he had a fish. They never act strangely, so you don't have to wonder what's gotten into them.
"Look at my nails! They're perfect! Thanks Tobi for getting the nail polish for me. Where did you get it anyway? I hope it's not Itachi's. He spent all day looking for just the right color yesterday," Miyu ( which means beauty + gentle, and superior, in case you were wondering) proclaimed proudly as she flashed her freshly dried nails for everyone to see.
"My nail polish! Give it to me!" Itachi demanded happy that he could finally paint his nails (He hadn't painted them in two days, so he felt that they needed to painted again. So that the color would stay perfect.)
"Tobi! You said that this nail polish wasn't Itachi's! I'm sorry Itachi-kun. Well, here's your nail polish back. You're right it is the perfect color. It looks great!" Miyu said as she handed the bottle of nail polish to Itachi. Itachi took it and ran off to do his nails. All of the Akatsuki went back to their normal routines except for Tobi, because Itachi dragged him and tied him to a post. There he continually used Tsukuyomi on him until Tobi finally promised never to touch ANY of his stuff ever again. Itachi went to sleep that night feeling happier than usual. Little did he know that Tobi snuck into his room and took his nail polish again. This time, not even Miyu would be able to find it Tobi thought to himself.