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Rooming With Reno

Part One of the 'How To Annoy Your Roommate' Series

Star Shadow and Dark Stratos

Prolog

Tseng never knew what hit him when Elena came into his office sobbing. She looked a mess and couldn't even get out complete sentences. He had never seen the naïve Turk so upset. He could only get bits and pieces as she sobbed uncontrollably as she attached herself to his waist.

"--and he ate the potato! Then… the dot and the chickens… is so not a vegetarian!… kept forgetting who I was… AND HE YELLED PROFANITIES AT MY MOTHER!" she nearly shrieked as Tseng tried to gently pry her off.

He gave her gave her a confused look as she continued her rambling, not letting go, before he looked towards the door to his office to see a messy red-head leaning against the door frame with a lop-sided smile adorning his usually smirking face. Reno smiled fully and waved as he left the room. He was far too happy about something.

It was Reno. She was talking about Reno. He had done something to the annoying girl, and now he couldn't get her off his person. What had he done his time?

"Elena," he said, trying to keep his calm even tone despite the lack of oxygen getting to his lungs as he patted her awkwardly on the head, "Elena, calm down."

"BEST OF THE TURKS OR NOT, I DON'T WANNA ROOM WITH HIM ANYMORE!!" she yelled at him, her face suddenly red and angry despite her tears.

Oh God… So that was what this was about. Now he needed to know what the resident maniac had done this time.

Star Shadow: Here comes chapter one!

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