I dont own bleach!!! sad isnt it? So enjoy Chapter 1!
Yachiru decided one day that Ken-chan needed something. And that thing was… A girlfriend!

Since Ichi was now a captain Ken-chan was terribly bored with the lack of good fights. So Yachiru

Decided that a girlfriend would be just the thing.

But it couldn't be just ANY girl. No, Ken-chan needed the perfect girl.

The pink-haired girl decided she needed some help. Yumichika jumped at the chance to help their

'Loveless, lonely captain.' And Ikkaku was forcefully dragged in. He didn't want to get his head chewed on.

So, the trio decided to do research on all the girls of the Seireitei.

Isane was taken. She was with Hanataro.

Nemu was too shy. (And Yumichika and Yachiru suspected, secretly going out with Ikkaku, who was strongly against her for Kenpachi.)

Rangiku got drunk too much.

Rukia was with Ichi.

Momo was currently not in an emotional state for dating.

Unohana was shy and probably didn't like the 11th division.

Soi Fon was too mean.

Nanao wasn't really the type.

Kiyone was too young.

None of them seemed right, but in the end their spying paid off.

The perfect girl for Ken-chan/ Captain Zaraki was… Unohana!

Yumichika said, " It was a perfect example of opposites attract."

Ikkaku yelled, " I'm so dead!"

And Yachiru announced that, " Mission get Ken-chan a girlfriend has officially started!"

They also enlisted the help of Isane and Hanataro, who heartily agreed.

Poor Kenpachi and Retsu had NO idea what was coming.


Yay!!! The other chapters should generally be longer. My belated New Years Resolution is to update better for any who care.