Yuuki Nao's Thirteen Commandments

by Kitara Lira

Warning: Contains a humours remake of the Ten Commandments with a few additions. Those who cannot accept humour pertaining to the Commandments and are offended simply by reading the title and description don't read.

Yuuki Nao's Thirteen Commandments

By K.L.

I am the Lord, your God, Nao

Thou shalt not kill, but voyeurism is a must

Remember to honour Stripper Night and keep it holy

Thou shalt not make an idol for ones self unless that idol be of me and only me

Thou shalt only choose between latex and silicone, plastic is out of the question

Thou shalt not bed thy neighbour's husband, but thy neighbour's wife and women are another story completely

Thou shalt not taketh thy neighbour's belongings unless thy neighbour fallith under the category of "Bloody Stupid" then all is fair game

Thou shalt kick those whom I deem fit and those whom I deem fit shall be Kuga Natsuki

Thou shall remember to keep it real and steal from all male pedophiles, females are at your discretion

Honour thy Playboy and Hustler

Remember to store thy Porn collection in view to fend off strays

Love thy Porn

If thou shalt feel the need to disobey my commandments beware and stay far away from windows, shadows, or high ceilings. I'm coming.

Fuck ya

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K's Corner: This piece was meant purely as a humour. For those who are religious and take offence to this I offer no apology. You were warned. Any derogatory comments posted will be removed.

That end note disclaimer aside... This one's for you ALEXISSA2