Just a short drabble inspired by yet another dream. however this was rather vague, so i simply took the nain concept and put it to something delicious!

i do not own harry potter.


Neither of us ever really understood what our problem was.

"Fuckin cunt lapping sonofawhore!"

We never understood why these horrible words were said between us. Insulting, degrading, abusive.

"goddamn bitch….ill fucking kill you…."

It never just…started out of the blue…

"Fuck you, Bill! Fuck! You!"

It started small…and worked its way up.

"Ger stuffed, Dickwad!"

"...Shit drippin whoremaster..."

"You mother fucking ass licker!"

We weren't able to insult each other too well after a cirtain point. It stopped hurting..the sting went away. He decided to get creative while i just let him take it over completely.

"did your father piss in your ass hole as a child, ya little shit?"

Maybe a bit too creative….

"if I didn't know any better id say you suck cock on the street corner with your mother!"

In the end? I suppose it doesn't matter what happened...who cast the first stone, and why.

"Get your cunting fuck hole over here and ride my dick, you cock suckin faggot!"

I kinda like when he over does it….its cute.

"You wish is my command, Harry…"


does anyone want me to make a short three shot out of this? i can see potential but im working on so much other stuff i wonder if i should.