Glass Princess
"I am grumpy!" Grumpy declared. But no one listened. Happy was too happy to hear anything through all the sunshine and rainbows pouring from his ears, nose, and mouth. Sleepy was sleeping, and Dopey was eating Happy's rainbows.
But then Dopey choked on a gamma ray and became Deceased.
Grumpy was even grumpier at this. "Now I'll have to change the name on his bed and dinner table placemat!" he grumbled.
Three hours later, and Grumpy returned from a trip from the embroidery place, a.k.a. Snow White's room. It only took Snow White five minutes to embroider a new placemat and blanket for Deceased, but Grumpy spent 175 minutes extra to rant and rave about the green grass growing all around, all around; the green grass growing all around. And also something about a tree with a limb with a branch with a twig with a leaf with a nest. How troublesome.
"I am still grumpy!" Grumpy muttered. But by this time, the aurora borealis was pouring out of Happy's every orifice so he couldn't really comment. Sleepy was dreaming of sleeping, and Deceased was playing with flies—or rather, the flies were playing with him.
At any rate, Grumpy didn't stop announcing his grumpiness until a knock sounded at the door. That's when he started screaming his grumpiness at high volume, and as the knocks got louder, so did he until his voice box exploded. Grumpy was no longer Grumpy, but evolved into Lifeless.
No one noticed.
The knocks continued at the door, and the full-fledged supernova raging at the heart of Happy's cornucopia of love irradiated him to the point where he transformed into Departed.
You would think by now, with all the knocks sounding off like bombshells, that Sleepy would wake up to answer the door. Well you thought wrong. Sleepy snored, and then snored some more. He rolled around on the ground where he yawned deeply and snored even louder than the knocks at the door.
All the air he sucked into his lungs acted like a vacuum, pulling in everything in sight. First he sucked in the rug, followed by a table, a ton of books, the bookshelf, a lamp, some flowers, a flower vase, all the floorboards, the stairs, Snow White, the curtains, the windowpanes, the ceiling, the roof, and the outside flora. However, when inhaled for the final time, a wayward stick got lodged sideways in his throat and choked him.
The knocking had ceased at the door when the door collapsed in due to lack of support from the inhaled cottage structure. Roo bounced in and reached his hand into Sleepy's—now turned Stiffy's—mouth and yanked out the lodged Pooh stick. He consequently returned it to the Fellowship of the Pooh.
The end.