Disclaimer: I do not own Gundam Wing, if I did, I wouldn't be writing this and listening to MY NEW GREEN DAY CD! (Which I am very excited about as you can clearly tell)
Note: This isn't really a fan fiction but it's related to GW so I'm posting it anyways. I took this from my friend neko-chan's ranting at school. She writes great fanfics so read them and review them! Her penname is sleepy.cat.zzz. Read them!! Read them I say read them!
Good day/evening esteemed fan fiction readers and knowledgeable Gundam Wing otakus. I am debating the resolution: Be it resolved that all the Gundam Pilots need therapy. The evidence of the aforementioned resolution is as follows:
a) Gundam Pilot 01, Heero Yuy, is suicidal and gun-happy.
b) Gundam Pilot 02, Duo Maxwell, is very likely to be schizophrenic and possibly on drugs.
c) Gundam Pilot 03, Trowa Barton, is suicidal and incredibly inhuman.
d) Gundam Pilot 04, Quatre Raberba Winner, needs therapy anyways and would have more time for his dainty tea parties.
e) Gundam Pilot 05, Chang Wufei... well, let's just say that the world could do without a skinny Chinese guy running around screaming for "Justice" and talking to his dead wife through a huge metal killing machine.
Understand my predicaments and also that I have nothing against Gundam Wing, being an otaku myself. I just need something to write my first fan fiction-ish thing about and make it humorous with my infamous sarcasm. Therefore, be it resolved that the resolution must stand.
Nobody's perfect and I stand accused/For lack of a better word and that's my best excuse
--Green Day