Disclaimer: sadly I don't own FMA DX

A young irken boy, with jade green skin, dark blue eyes, regular irken male antenna's, a black shirt with blood stains, blue jeans, black shoes, and a pak with red spots, walks onto the set followed by a irken female, with jade green skin, black eyes, long antenna's that is pulled back, a small black cape, a red dress, black boots, and a pak with gray spots. "Hi I am zeke, son of zam." Says the boy.

"And I'm eriza, the daughter of…um?"

"Jak, your dad is jak; anyways since aly is busy with the other dare show she put us in charge of this one. First we need the cast." Zeke reads off of the note card that was in his hand, and he snaps his fingers and the FMA cast falls from the ceiling.

"OW!" they all yell simultaneously.

"Done now to explain the rules."

"I got this, the dare show rules are that there shall not be any M rated dares, you hear me perv's." Eriza looks into the camera. "All swearing will be censored out, for example s#it, and these emoticons will be edited out as well (O_O o_O -.-;) the rest may stay, and the last thing you need to know is to PM the dares we will not use the ones in the reviews for safety purposes so this place won't get closed down." Eriza finishes.

"Ok now that is settled we have one request, ALY!" zeke shouts then a colorful blur runs into the room.

"Where is he!" aly shouts out in excitement, and zeke points to al, and aly sqee's and glomps him. "Hi. ^^"

"Um hello."

"And just to say aly will not be in the rest of the show. Now scram aly you got what you wanted." Eriza hisses.

"But…" eriza bares out her fangs, and aly's eyes dilate then she runs away screaming.

"Remember to PM, see you next time." Zeke waves.

So I wanted to make this so bad XD and here it is with my two OCs zeke and eriza and just to be clear zeke is nothing like zam unless you call him emo…then you will be hunted down, and stuff so PM the dares I know there are people who skip the first chapter out there you need to read this darn it. And one more thing to say zeke and eriza are not related at all, and that's it see ya next time.