Finnick: Everyone, I have confession to make.
Annie: What is it Finny
Finnick: Well... I'm actually gay and love Peeta.
Peeta: Since we're all confessing I, too, am gay but I love Gale.
Gale: I still love Katniss
Katniss: Sorry Gale, but I'm lez and love Johanna.
Johanna: Well brainless, I'm strait and love Gale.
Gale: I changed my mind I love Mags.
Everyone but Gale: What? She's dead!
Mags: No, the capitol brought me back to life and... I love Cato.
Katniss: Where did you come from!
Mags: Telllllappppooortation.
Cato: Hey guys. Look, I know that you all secretly want me but I love Annie.
Annie: Oh my Panem! But your dead! And... I think that it's obvious that I love Finnick.
Johanna: Um... this is quite the predicament we're in. So bye!
(Everyone walks out of sauna)