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Pamela's Heartbreak
A Poetic Tribute to the Character of Pamela from Teen Wolf
Tonight was the spring dance party
I went with Mick feeling oh so hearty
When we got to the dance
Everyone started to prance
When Scott Howard showed up
In a white suit, that sassy pup
Looking all cool with his hairy face
Dancing and jiving all over the place
He strode across the floor to that hooligan Boof
If he weren't with her, I'd say he was a poof
They danced the werewolf with style
At me he didn't even smile
It's so unfair, don't you see?
I took his werewolf virginity!
The whole room cheered and pranced with joy
All dancing with Scott, that awful boy
Then he and Boof left the dance floor
And when he returned through the gym door
He was just a normal, awkward teen
Dancing with his new dream queen
It broke my heart and I turned away
And that's why I'm writing this poem today.