Hamlet.... And his mommy...
Not a happy pair.
Mommy got married, and Hamlet was not there
Daddy died, and Hammy cried,
And Uncle Cloudy got away!
Daddy had a heart problem,
So did his wife and bro,
Daddy's heart quit, but Hammy didn't know!
Hammy cried on his mum,
Hammy cried on his chum,
Hammy hates Ophelia 'cause she tossed him out on his bum!

Little Hamlet too big to cry,
Didn't want dad to die.
Tried to make a little baby,
Drove him self quite crazy.
After imaging his dead dad,
Is now acting quite mad.
Just because she doesn't weep,
He imagines Mommy happily asleep.
Not a normal wedding bed,
Where the couple mourn the dead