Hello, so this is my first story so don't be too harsh and please review thank you! 0_0 Whale face~
Soul P.O.V:
"I thought you said they would be here, Stein." Liz said impatiently.
"I did, and they will. Be patient." Stein replied.
"Why are we waiting for a band we don't even know will be any good?" Black*Star groaned.
"Because, they are." Stein replied flatly.
"Well, they're also late." Kid retorted.
"Yeah! A god like me doesn't wait for puny mortals!" Black*Star shouted.
"Hey! Blue-monkey-thing! Shut the hell up!" A male voice yelled.
We all whirled around only to be face-to-face with five teens and a grown woman.
"Ah, Marie, you're here." Stein said to the woman.
"Yes, and sorry about Ragnarok, he can get obnoxious." The blonde woman apologized.
"Only around retards." One of the teens retorted eyeing Black*Star. He was a tall, very thin boy with shaggy jet black hair that was swept over one eye, big, bored-looking black eyes that looked almost looked like lumps of coal and pale, pale skin with a face tattoo of a white X with a black outline. He was wearing a sleeveless, black zip-up, white skinny jeans and red converse with black laces.
"Hey! What'dya call me, emo boy?" Black*Star screamed.
"A retard! Did I stutter?" The boy said blowing some hair out of his eyes.
"Agh! How dare you! I'm a god! I demand you to get on your knees and beg for forgiveness!"
"Not even in your dreams, prick." The boy said, rolling his eyes.
"Ragnarok!" One of the girls scolded.
"What? Look at 'im." The boy said back.
"Yeah, I see him, but you shouldn't call people pricks!"
"Well, I don't care."
The girl sighed and rolled her eyes. She was busty, skinny, and had long plum purple hair that reached her hips, big, lust-full gold eyes and light skin. She was wearing a white tube top with a floral pattern, a lime green mini skirt and a pair of black pumps.
"God, you guys are annoying. Shut the hell up. I have a headache, and just looking at you two makes it worse." Another girl said rubbing her temples.
"Hey! Shush your cow-hole, cow!" The boy, Ragnarok, snapped back.
"Fuck off." She retorted, obviously annoyed.
"You fuck off, tiny-tits!" He growled.
"Maka!," She lifted up an electric guitar and raised it up, "CHOP!" She slammed it down on his head and he collapsed onto the ground with a big dent in his head that was spewing blood.
"Ass hole." She said kicking him in the crotch.
"Owwwww." He cried, grabbing himself.
"Maka, please, don't do that." The woman, Marie, said sweat-dropping.
"Whatever." The girl said putting the guitar on her back. She was around the same height as Liz, or Tsubaki, and she was really skinny, like anorexic skinny, she had long ash-blonde hair that reached her ribs, big, shocking emerald green eyes, light, porcelain skin, and long legs. She was wearing a loose black t-shirt that cut-off above her bellybutton, a tight white undershirt, a pair of red jean short-shirts and a pair of black thigh-high converse.
"Um… what… Was that?" Stein asked, sweat-dropping.
"A Maka-Chop, and if you want to live without going into a coma, don't piss Maka off." One of the boys that weren't passed out said, saying the last few words slowly.
"Wait, a what chop?" Black*Star asked with wide-eyes.
"A Maka-Chop, duh." The girl, Maka, said as if it was the most obvious thing ever.
"Wait a minute, Maka?" Kid asked staring at her. "As in Maka Albarn?"
"No, as in Maka Jackson- Duh, Maka Albarn!" The girl said sarcastically.
Kid, Black*Star, Liz, Patty and Tsubaki's eyes all got huge.
"What the hell is up with their faces? They look ready to shit themselves." One of the boys with blonde hair said looking at them and scrunching up his nose.
"OMG! It's really you Maka!" Liz screamed, running over to the girl and pulling her into a tight hug.
"Agh! Let go of me!" Maka said trying to get away from the hug.
"Where the hell have you been Albarn? We thought you died!" Black*Star said pointed at the girl, his fingers only a few inches from her face.
"Do I know you freaks?" The girl asked pushing Black*Star's finger away from her face.
"Uh, duh! Don't you recognize us?" Patty said jabbing her in the cheek.
"Don't touch me, and no." Maka said pushing Patty's hand away.
"It's us!" Black*Star said grinning. "Black*Star, Kid, Liz, Patty and Tsuabki!"
She just looked at them for a few seconds. "You guys are different."
"Yeah, we are, we're not eleven anymore." Liz said smirking.
Maka sighed and rubbed her temples. "You're still as annoying, though."
"No we're not! We're awesome!" Black*Star yelled, throwing his fist in the air.
'What the fuck,' I thought, 'what, the, fuck.'
"What the hell happened to Black*Star? Why the fuck is he so god damn loud now?" Maka asked, eyeing Black*Star.
"Wait! He wasn't always like this?" I asked in awe.
"He was normal last time I saw him."
"Oh Maka," Black*Star put his arm around, "when was I ever normal?"
"Don't touch me." She said shoving him away by his face.
"So, we're gonna be touring with you?" Kid asked Maka.
She shrugged, "I guess so."
Stein looked at Maka, then at my band mates. "So, you guys already know each other?"
"Yeah! Maka lived next door to me when we were still little kids!" Black*Star exclaimed grinning.
"My dad knew her parents." Kid replied.
"Yeah, and we met her at a park!" Patty said, referring to herself and Liz.
"And I met her in school." Tsubaki said smiling.
"OMG! Albarn had friends? I never thought I'd see the day!" the girl with purple hair snorted.
"Shut your trap, skank."
"How dare you! You're just jealous guys actually find me attractive!" The girl screamed.
"Only because you walk around half naked and humping everything with a dick."
"Oh! Burn, Blaire!" One of the boys snorted. He was tall and had shaggy light blonde hair, light blue eyes and light skin. He was dressed in a yellow dress shirt, a pair of white skinny jeans and a pair of black converse.
"Don't encourage her, Justin!" The girl, Blaire, hissed.
"Kids! Stop fighting!" Marie pleaded.
The blonde boy, Justin and the "skank", Blaire, ignored her and kept arguing.
"Shut up, gad-wad!" Blaire snarled.
"Real mature, ho." Justin retorted.
Maka groaned and grabbed her guitar off her back.
"Makaaaaaaa," She swung the guitar like a bat, "CHOP!" The guitar slammed into both of their faces, sending them flying backwards.
"Owwwww!" Justin groaned holding his face.
"Maka! You bitch! I'm gonna kill you!" Blaire cried from the ground, holding her face.
"Yeah, yeah, yeah. Whatever." Maka said putting the guitar back onto her back.
"Didn't you used to do Maka-Chops with a book?" Patty asked.
"I did."
"Why not anymore?" Liz asked.
"Guitars are more effective."
Marie sighed. "Yes, they are Maka, that's why you shouldn't hit people with them."
"I only hit people who deserve it."
Stein grinned, "Well, this should be a fun tour; I don't have to deal with the kids if they act annoying."
Everyone groaned, even Marie, and I smirked my shark-tooth smirk.
Maka smirked. "Cool, more people to Chop. This should be fun."
"Oh god no." Black*Star groaned.
Maka grinned crookedly.
'Maybe this won't suck so much after all. Well, unless I get Maka-Chopped or whatever.'
There, the end of the first chapter~ Please review, thank you~! 0_0 Whale face~~ :3