I got this idea from ChaosTheHellHound. All credit goes to him for the ideas to piss them off!
Chapter 1: Sonic
I woke up to my surprise that I, Amy rose got an email. It's been forever since i've got an email. Hmm I thought wondering who sent it. Then I saw it had ways to piss of that retched hedgehog. I couldn't pass it up! I read way 1. "'Tell him Shadow is sooooooooooooooo much cooler than him." I read "Huh. Thats it? Eh it's a start." I took my phone (it has the list on it) and went off.
I went to Sonic and said "Hey Sonic! Shadow is so cooler than you!" He looked at me like I was crazy. "Yeah right! Not even a crazy fan-girl like you would acttualy believe that!" The so called "Blue-blur" said. It takes quite a few things to get me angry. THAT was one of them. "Shadow is SO much cooler than you! Since he can use chaos powers WITHOUT a Chaos emerald! He dosen't even need a super form to do them!" I glouted at Sonic. "Grrr I TOO can use chaos powers without an emerald!" The dumb blue hedgehog said. "Oh yeah? Then Prove it!" I said to Sonic. He just ran in circles like a dog. While he was doing this I checked on my cellphone to see what was next. Tell him chilidogs are illegal. I read in my head. Hah! Too easy! I thought then yelled "CHILIDOGS ARE ILLEGAL!" He just passed out. Perfect timing! I then went over to him and dyed him black with red strips on his quills. Why you might ask? Because the next one said "Dye him black and red and prove he's a clone of Shadow."
When he woke up he was infront of a mirror and I said "See, you even stoop so low to dress up as Shadow!" He was full blown confused and I was chuckling at his stupidity. He went to the bathroom to wash off the paint as I went to steal Shadow's shoes. Now this was hard. I had to sneek into his house and avode his traps. When I saw the lock on the door, I just took out my hammer and destroyed the lock. I opened the door and saw his room. It was all Maria detecated. Wow, didn't know he was soft. I thought then stole his shoes. I jumped out of the window scrapped but still okay. I saw him start to come home and I started to run back to Sonic's place. I kicked the shoes through his window and ran to his room. He still had his "Shadow style" on. "What happened?" he asked. I was ignoring him cause I called Shadow and said that Sonic stole his shoes. Shadow appeared in a matter of seconds just to beat the crap out of Sonic. "I always knew you were a faker but THIS! THIS IS TOO FAR FAKER!" Shadow ripped Sonic APART! I fell on the floor laughing. By the way the ways to piss him off were to steal Shadow's shoes, hide them in Sonic's room, and tell Shadow Sonic stole them. I also read the next one while regaining my wind. Tell Rouge Sonic said she's fat. I read, Oh he's good! I called up Rouge and Told her that Sonic said she's fat. Next then I knew Rouge was in on the fight kicking Sonic's ass. I almost chocked on my own laughter while watching this. Aww the last one! But I was just getting started! I thought when I read the last one.
"Tell his fangirls/boys his address." I read whispering. I went to SonicFangirlsandBoys(dot)com and posted Sonic's address, posing as a Sonic fangirl. I had to get out of his house because I knew this house is going to get too crowded. His house broke down because of the quadrillions of fangirls and fanboys inside his house. He got out of the rumble and ran with Shadow, Rouge, and all of his fans running after him. "Perfect!" I shouted to no one in particular. I went home and took a well disurved nap, well atleast I wish I did.