I don't own Naruto. Enjoy!
Me – Hey Naruto. Do you know what I know that you don't?
Naruto - Pardon?
Me – Sorry. I know something you don't!
Naruto – What?
Me – Nah, I promised I wouldn't tell.
Naruto – what was the point of telling me that you know something I don't?
Me – Bragging.
Naruto – why don't we play ten questions?
Me – he he, fine, but you're not gonna guess.
Naruto – Why?
Me – Just get on with the game.
Naruto – Does it include me?
Me – Yes.
Naruto – Does it include Sakura?
Me – No.
Naruto – Hmm. Does it include a girl?
Me – Yes.
Naruto – Is she taller than me?
Me – giggles, no.
Naruto – Is she blonde?
Me – Nope.
Naruto – I'm lost, is it about any feelings?
Me – Yep.
Naruto – scratches his head as Hinata walks up behind us. What feeling?
Me – Love. Hinata goes pale.
Naruto – Hmm, just tell me!
Me – No.
Naruto – grumbles inappropriate words. What is her hair colour?
Me – Blue/black.
Naruto – Is the girl Hinata?
Me – Yep. One more question to go.
Naruto – Aha! Both me and Hinata jump. She likes someone and is going to tell me?
Me – if she plucks up the courage.
Naruto – Tell me who she likes!
Me – How about I give you ten hints.
Naruto – Fine. Grumbles another inappropriate word.
Me:
Blonde hair.
Looks bad in orange but better in black.
Loves ramen.
I think he likes her back. Naruto grumbles angrily.
Annoying.
Childish.
Funny.
It's.
You.
10, I just told you.
Naruto – I still don't know.
Me – Hinata! Come out from behind those bushes and talk to him. He's a complete idiot. Walks away, shaking head.
Naruto – Hi Hinata! So who do you like?
Hinata – faints.
Naruto - Hinata? What'd I say?