A Naruto Christmas
Disclaimer: I don't own emo cockatoo or any other naruto character
Sasuke: STOP CALLING ME AN EMO COCKATOO!!! (starts cutting wrist )
Me: You just proved my point…
Sasuke: Christmas is such a drag… (sighs) im starting to sound like Shikamaru…(sighs again)
(Flashback)
Sasuke: WHY ITACHI!
Itachi: because… YOU FORGOT MY EGGNOG!!!
Sasuke: but your ALERGIC to eggnog!
Itachi: I am?
Sasuke: YES YOU START HUGGING A TOBI PLUSHIE AND CALL IT APPLE CINNIMON STICKS!!
Itachi: (twitching) ewwwwwwwwwwwww! Well… bye Sasuke!
Sasuke:?????????
(End of flashback)
Sasuke: fucking eggnog…
Naruto: Sasuke! Do you want eggnog?
Sasuke: (twitching angrily) eggnog…EGGNOG…EGGNOG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Naruto: AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(the next day)
TV: It appears the victim was found in a pool of blood with eggnog in his hand… on the sidewalk was a drawing of what appears to be an emo cockatoo… also written in Naruto Uzumaki's blood was "Sasuke was here"… Investigators have still no leads on who the killer is…
Sasuke: Die EGGNOG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Me: and that's why Sasuke hates Christmas… and eggnog I know it's short sorry! But tell me if I should turn this into a whole series about Naruto Christmas's