Disclaimer: I don't own pokemon. I own Wakamakamakamaka Town, Bugaduga Street, The Donut Shop, and The Donut Shop…Reknown. But, (sadly) I don't own pokemon.
Summary: This is a fic that means nothing, except that I should be doing my homework.
One night Ash was tired. He did 21 backflips and threw a cheeseburger out the
window. Then he hid in the oven.
Pikachu found him. "Waazup?" he asked, chewing on a large polka-dotted
blastoise.
"Boom shaka laka laka." Ash yelled.
Then Misty said, "Togepi! There's a monster in the closet!"
and blew up a toilet.
Then the floor fell in. The stove landed on Brock. "Oink Moink Shoink
Doink Faloodle!" he cried. Then he went into the refrigerator "Eeeeeeek!
It's Spongebob Squarepants!" he cried.
"I went up on Apollo 13!" Pikachu said.
"I want my teddy bear!" Misty screeched.
"Look! I'm Woody! Howdy, howdy, howdy." said Mr. Rubber Shark.
"You're standing on holy ground!" said Ash, who had come out
of the oven.
"Let's take dis fight outside!" said Pikachu.
So they all went outside. "Booga!" yelled Togepi.
"Aaaaaaaahhhh! It's raining yellow rubber lampshades!" said
a cheese tomato-potato.
"You get three wishes!" said Brock.
"Follow the yellow brick road!" Meowth said.
Mario said "It's-a me, Yoshi!
Then Bob the giant mutant chicken came and ate them. Then he threw up and everyone
started singing "Rollout."
Then a rhyhorn blew up. Then he came back together. Then he blew up again.
Ash crossed his eyes. "I'm a hockey puck!"
Qwerty Yuiop gurgled, "Hi! I'm HyperMew's computer! Please
kill me!"
"My shoes are alive!" said Jessie.
"The super organic hammers return!" James yelped
"Salamanders will rule the world!" screamed Meowth.
"Look out! It's Team Rocket! Quick, smash the purple elevator digimon
card or they'll eat the raisin bread!' Nurse Joy shouted.
"C'mon, people, do the boogie dance!" yelled Gary.
"Let's play Luigi Kart!" said Psyduck.
"Boogaboogaboogaboogaboogaboogaboogaboogaboogaboogabooga!!!!!!!!"
yelled everyone.
Lugia flew by. "My name is Luiga!" Then he said, "No, my name
is Bob!"
Tracey was watching. Only he was in Toonland from Who Framed Roger Rabbit?
And it was raining anvils. And suddenly there was a splat! And then one of the
fallen anvils suddenly had goo all over it.
"Everyone grab a sledgehammer and let's play "Destroy That
Digimon!"" shouted Brock.
"Momma Mia!" said James.
"We will, we will, rock you! Rock you!" screamed Jessie.
Then Mewtwo blew the world up. And everyone went flying.
"Must…have…Co2!" choked Tracey. (Which just shows how
weird he is)
Then Apollo 19 came by, leaking Co2.
Tracey sighed, "Aaaahhhhhhh."
"DIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" yelled Pikachu.
"How rude," stated Ash.
Professor Ivy said to Tracey, "Let's rid the world of O2, HyperMew's
computer, and HyperMew himself!"
"Yeah!" said Tracey.
"Booga!" shouted Togepi.
20 miles away, the town of Wakamakamakamaka heard ear-shattering screeches:
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Then a spinarak blew up and the world was in peace for 6,000 years. Then it
started up again.
One night Ash was tired…
END!!!
Goody! I finished! Easier than I thought!
Good-Bye!!